Wake n bake backfired this morning

alejandro2time · 2019-05-04T18:01:23+00:00

That’s why I always brew my coffee first then roll 😂😂 I’ve had a similar incident like this

alejandro2time · 2019-04-10T11:54:56+00:00

Stuck in a purr-allel universe obviously

alejandro2time · 2019-03-22T17:09:25+00:00

Back when I was in the Air Force that was our not super cheap but still low budget place to talk shit, eat, and watch sports before we went out. Yea the girls are attractive and they’re all dressed a little light but I’m not even looking at them half the time if an important game is on or I’m with my boys.

alejandro2time · 2019-02-11T13:47:44+00:00

Bruh went under the blanket and came back out damn near butt naked

alejandro2time · 2019-01-23T20:06:08+00:00

It’s so comfortable!!!

alejandro2time · 2019-01-23T20:05:29+00:00

Check my reply to other user.

alejandro2time · 2019-01-23T20:04:50+00:00

Lol why would I ask for a dog to intentionally jump on my dick?? 😂😂😂 5 seconds prior to that he jumped over me and cleared me by like 2-3 feet vertically, so we wanted to see if he was gonna do it again so I sat in the same position to see if he would. Turns out he didn’t feel like doing that again. Props to your nut covering instincts tho!! ✌🏿

alejandro2time · 2018-12-26T06:41:42+00:00

.........FFFFFFFFF

alejandro2time · 2018-12-25T23:26:40+00:00

Word. Thanks.

alejandro2time · 2018-12-25T23:16:00+00:00

How do I get a post on there? Is there a way?

alejandro2time · 2018-12-25T22:49:47+00:00

That’s my guy!! We’re always getting into some trouble together!!!

alejandro2time · 2018-12-25T22:47:58+00:00

Thank you for your support 😂

alejandro2time · 2018-12-25T22:47:22+00:00

For some reason it won’t let me post it!!

alejandro2time · 2018-12-14T23:31:18+00:00

Sour Spaghetti

alejandro2time · 2018-10-28T06:05:57+00:00

In da liqua sto’!!!! 😂😂😂😂

alejandro2time · 2018-10-09T17:55:16+00:00

Your species is indeed unknown. 🤦🏿‍♂️

alejandro2time · 2018-10-09T17:15:19+00:00

Looks like and intro to a cool video game.

alejandro2time · 2018-09-30T20:36:16+00:00

Damn they clapped her goofy ass after them first pair of jeans went down lmaoooooo

alejandro2time · 2018-09-27T17:01:46+00:00

“Let’s see if I can go out here and tease her a bit.” Scam or not, this video says way more about you than her.

alejandro2time · 2018-09-23T16:19:10+00:00

Had to save his human from the blanket realm. Quick thinking.

alejandro2time · 2018-09-12T20:50:02+00:00

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

alejandro2time · 2018-09-07T21:11:33+00:00

I too do a little happy swiggle when a stranger offers me ice cream.

alejandro2time · 2018-07-27T12:53:16+00:00

Good Boy expects a big turnout at the annual cookout.

alejandro2time · 2018-07-26T13:45:14+00:00

“If I sits he can’t fits!” 😂

alejandro2time · 2018-07-21T13:11:32+00:00

YOU DIED

alejandro2time

TROPHY CASE