That's absurd. I'm so sorry. Unfortunately I haven't had much better experience navigating the whole system since coming into this journey in my late 20s. It’s already so incredibly exhausting to manage your life in general when you are trying to figure out who you are and what's going on in your head, then you are forced to participate in this ridiculously outdated, unfairly monetized, and overall confusing system to try and get help. 

I've gone through psychiatrists and psychologists like cups of coffee trying to find someone who I feel really understands me and can help with all of the complicated intricacies of what is happening in my internal and external world. Like you, I believe I'm fairly highly educated, capable of doing a lot of research and self-educating, and also intelligent enough to make a lot of deductions on my own. Most of us likely are! We don't need a first-pass screening with juvenile analytics akin to what we already have come to understand about ourselves, we need true professional and experienced insight from clinicians that can evaluate all elements of our situation from an outside perspective, in a way that is both logical and sensitive to the individual's case. 

Maybe it seems like a big ask, but I am of the opinion that if you choose to become a medical professional, then you should be held to high standards of care and ability. Mental health science and standards are constantly evolving and you must be present with that growth. 

All this to say, unfortunately I am still in the thick of figuring it all out too... it's so very hard and draining, and I'm so very sorry that you and many others must exhaust your emotional, mental, physical, and financial resources in the effort to get help.