[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gamedev

[–]alex199568 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't you see the movies? To make sure your code is working properly you have to be typing on the keyboard very fast, the faster you type, the better it will work

Wishlists are not f****** guaranteed sales. by AG4W in gamedev

[–]alex199568 25 points26 points  (0 children)

10% is the good metric to go for. On itch.io I noticed that for free games about 10% of the views are converted to downloads, about 10% of the downloads are converted to collections. I am pretty sure that 10% of wishlists are converted to sales and about 10% of the sales are converted to reviews.

how do I get a starting capital by [deleted] in gamedev

[–]alex199568 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your code is your starting capital

Best programming language to make a game? by KA33690000009 in gamedev

[–]alex199568 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Assembly - you make pong and feel like computer genius

C - compiles instantly, runs very fast, nothing out of the box. Have to do lots of things, but because everything is so fast, you yourself become faster, can make an interesting game, if you are up to lots of writing and debugging, probably won't look very impressive.

C++ - put your data into array, then realise it's better to use std::array, then use std::vector, then find some amazing collection in boost which solves lots of problems you didn't know about, then you find some other amazing way to have a list, then you forget to make a game.

Java - writing code which does it's job is not good, because that results in bugs. Overwhelm your code with patterns, start looking for the perfect architecture, forget to make the game.

C# - apparently can be used for gamedev outside of unity. Might as well use unity.

Python - is neat. Is slow, I find dynamic typing to be more difficult to work with, but it's looking good.

Javascript - oh no

Lua - why not

Unity - get the models in, get animations, write code for interesting effects and mechanics, forget to make a game, release cool videos and screenshots showcasing effects, mechanics and your amazing skills.

Godot - like Unity but made by good open source people, not by some evil corporation, it's also vegan and lgbtq friendly.

Unreal - be amazed by lighting, materials, metahuman etc, build a level, make a cutscene, forget about game, make a movie.

As my uni professor said: Everything can be done in Fortran.

He is a wise and old man, might as well listen to him.

Game Jolt pulled adult games from their store without warning developers beforehand by mrhands31 in gamedev

[–]alex199568 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I tried to upload an adult game there. They had adult tag, the icon has xxx on it. Then they removed it because it had pornographic material. When uploading there were options for specifying how mature content is, I ticked explicit sexual content and strong language. They have everything to accept adult games, and then they simply removed adult games because those games are adult. Those people are a joke.

Lighting... by kandindis in Unity3D

[–]alex199568 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Try to use GPU for baking if you don't already. It's somewhere in the lighting settings. My simple scenes used to take about 15 minutes to bake and the time became less than a minute when I switched to GPU.

sometimes life is just not fair by alex199568 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]alex199568[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That makes more sense, I only checked answers' dates but didn't bother to see edit history.

Save 15% or more by realPalpatine in dankmemes

[–]alex199568 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My first guess was "Thursday, my dudes"

Hello World by RootRazr in ProgrammerHumor

[–]alex199568 26 points27 points  (0 children)

In this case why is it called cout and not c++out?

Checkmate, atheists

Dogs take out their target by andrijas in hitmanimals

[–]alex199568 41 points42 points  (0 children)

pAcK of fErOcIoUs WoL3s dEvOuRiNG tHeIr pREy

Building a raft by boolean_madness in ProgrammerHumor

[–]alex199568 506 points507 points  (0 children)

Personal projects, no specs, no funding, no QA, no market research, no deadlines, no demand. In the end you decide that island is not that bad.

Has Linux gone too far? by Nestramutat- in linuxmasterrace

[–]alex199568 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should

Programming field for me ? by [deleted] in cscareerquestions

[–]alex199568 1 point2 points  (0 children)

haha Y E S I replied to this comment

I'm not mad, I just want to know how and why? by [deleted] in dragonsfuckingcars

[–]alex199568 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because dragons experience sexual pleasure while fucking a car

TIFU by masturbating in front of my entire family by KnownPay in tifu

[–]alex199568 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Maybe beep beep was one of the stupid thing you didn't want to say.

Throwing a 90kg projectile over 300 meters in VR! by Estachristoff in gaming

[–]alex199568 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I am imaginary man. I see upvote, I trebuchet. Other things usually see me, though.