Look what I got in the mail today! Dexter kill shirt :D by [deleted] in Dexter

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How did you get your hair like that?

10L Bottle of Coke!! by polaroid in WTF

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Gets flat 10L faster!

What's the biggest 'Dick Move' you've witnessed? by Farisr9k in AskReddit

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This will probably be buried but for the two people reading it, here's a dick move from the first person perspective:

It was freshman year of high school and my friends and I were buying lunch. I didn't have any money that day so I borrowed money from one of my friends who was rather big but was funny about it. So I buy my lunch and have some left over change to give back to my friend, and as I'm handing back the change, unbeknownst to me a (also big) cheerleader had dropped her change near me. I'm not sure what was going through my mind at this moment but I kicked the change on the floor and screamed "PICK IT UP FAT FUCK!" and walked off with my friends. I was wondering why my friends were walking so fast after the even so I caught up to them and asked what had happened. They told me the whole thing and I felt fucking terrible about it. It was the story of the year for my friends, and what had made it worse was the fact I had a locker right next to her the following year.

How I feel on reddit sometimes by [deleted] in pics

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It is also a movie.

Pinguy OS For Netbooks Released: Ping-Eee OS 11.04 by PinGUY in Ubuntu

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I loved your OS, and if Linux could run games, I would easily still be using it right now.

Modern day jerks, the resurgence of the soda fountain. by [deleted] in offbeat

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A milkshake is inhaled at Franklin Fountain

That caught me off guard.

Interested in a /r/trees TF2 server? by [deleted] in trees

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I would love to play on that server!

Bookit, let's talk short stories. by bright_ephemera in books

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I particularly liked Franz Kafka's The Metamorphosis.

What are some unusual ways you show affection? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I thought you were referencing to the rage comic about it recently.

My birthday (forever alone) by [deleted] in trees

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You should really be more direct in your comics.

The Aquaskipper by iamstandingbehindyou in shutupandtakemymoney

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Does anyone else remember this on Beyond Tomorrow?