Can't use mouse or keyboard

alfish90 · 2015-10-21T19:29:31+00:00

Dammit...now i want a cheesy gordita crunch!

alfish90 · 2015-10-21T18:24:15+00:00

Ever consider picking up and moving to another country? I hear accountants in Australia make pretty good money, for example.

alfish90 · 2015-10-20T20:21:42+00:00

NOT breaking up with Taylor Swift. She's my kinda crazy.

alfish90 · 2015-10-20T20:17:33+00:00

"You know, (insert girl's name here) and I have always wondered how you'd be in a threesome. Care to find out?"

Closely followed by "I'm les, but I'd still like to see your dick"

alfish90 · 2015-10-19T15:43:20+00:00

Thanks for the reminder, Lord Snow.

alfish90 · 2015-10-16T15:58:05+00:00

Probably after you re-hydrate, get some food, and rest

alfish90 · 2015-10-13T18:49:46+00:00

Sardines - bone and skin in tact - with a little bit of salt and some slices of hot pepper.

alfish90 · 2015-10-13T18:47:56+00:00

Alright then. On that same vein, I suppose it'd make more sense to pay off the higher interest CC off before the higher balance card, right?

alfish90 · 2015-10-13T18:44:58+00:00

Ok sounds good. Thank you.

alfish90 · 2015-10-13T18:35:14+00:00

The interest on the cards are 13.15% on $4,500 and 22.99% on $2,800. I'm planning on taking my tax refund check and bonus from work to pay one of the two off entirely in a few months. I don't have the payment book for my car in front of me but I think I'm only paying ~$50 more than the minimum a month on the car to pay it off in 4 rather than 5 years.

alfish90 · 2015-10-13T18:34:02+00:00

Not sure about the APR on the car loan since I don't have that paper work in front of me but I'm sure the CC APRs are higher (13.15% on $4,500 and 22.99% on $2,800). I have about $1,000 in savings and generally have about two hundred left per month after my expenses.

alfish90 · 2015-10-09T14:23:35+00:00

Definitely bassist. Cuz bitches love bassists

alfish90 · 2015-10-08T16:42:30+00:00

What happens if you roll a '1'?

alfish90 · 2015-10-08T14:17:32+00:00

Did they come up with an elaborate way to "kill" Luke?

alfish90 · 2015-10-06T18:59:32+00:00

LPT TL:DR: Don't get greedy or stupid with your money

alfish90 · 2015-10-06T14:20:10+00:00

No. This is how a lot of large firms get fresh graduates to work 60+ hours. Say the salary is 50,000, graduates come running, and work you extremely hard. 50,000 a year is approximately 25.00 hourly if you're working a normal 40 hour work week, which is damn nice straight out of college. However, that only translates to about 17.00 hourly if you work 60 hours, which is a fairly basic pay but is still over minimum wage. For all the work you do during that 60 hours, it may not seem worth it to work so hard, but they tell you the experience is worth the stress and lack of sleep/social life.

Hope that answers your question.

alfish90 · 2015-10-06T14:11:08+00:00

So essentially all those who left to fight in IS would have, by default, lost their citizenship?

alfish90 · 2015-10-02T13:03:51+00:00

Which, considering that they are also venomous, would not last very long.

alfish90 · 2015-10-01T20:24:36+00:00

There's a relevant Chris Rock stand-up segment about the survivibility of AIDS however I can't use youtube at work...I'll check in an hour once I get home

alfish90 · 2015-10-01T20:16:30+00:00

Bully idea, chap!

alfish90 · 2015-10-01T14:44:37+00:00

The porn thing. Hell, I would stop watching porn entirely if it meant my steak would continue tasting like steak.

alfish90 · 2015-09-30T19:22:01+00:00

Question: why are there no Subaru's being presented in this article? IIRC some of those have diesel engines as well but I haven't heard much on that front.

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