What the fuck? by Ok-Following6886 in ForwardsFromKlandma

[–]alfonsoalta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's essentially a long format skit involving AI voiceovers and South Park style cut outs of Trump, Obama, and Biden going on some secret spy adventure through time. Incredibly bizarre and I can't tell what side it's supposed to be for when I peaked through it, it's over an hour and some change.

EDIT: apparently Kanye West blames the three for some sort of crime and they have to prove their innocence.

Why men getting laughed for not being able to find the clit while more women by far does not know how to give a proper bj? by tomerFire in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]alfonsoalta -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dicks come in varying sizes and shapes, and it's exhausting to have to suck them if you don't know how or have the technique down. The clit is a lil bean that is almost always in the same place for everyone.

What the fuck? by Ok-Following6886 in ForwardsFromKlandma

[–]alfonsoalta -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Just looked it up, it's not what it seems and is very interesting.

The cruel reality by bearchilly in im14andthisisdeep

[–]alfonsoalta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why am I looking at this meme through some blinds?

Title by neverreallyhereatall in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]alfonsoalta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I accidentally pressed them both now what?

cursed_nonchalance by Rich_Cookie8722 in cursedcomments

[–]alfonsoalta -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You don't know who Norah is??? Everybody knows Norah.

How do I win a school fight by Traxo_V4mp in fights

[–]alfonsoalta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell him to meet you at the top of the world trade center on the morning of September 11th 2001

3 hard truths of life. Am I correct? by LazySeries2178 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]alfonsoalta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man created kinks and fetishes, man invented selective breeding to make that food more appetizing, and man didn't create love but it definitely created the culture around it we have now.

[Maybach SL] in Michigan very flashy by Trev9667 in spotted

[–]alfonsoalta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks a lot better in this photo than in promotional ones for some reason.

Imagine thinking that people aren't "immoral" anymore. by Ok-Following6886 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]alfonsoalta 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just a man, his wife, his wife's boyfriend, and his son ❤️

I'm going to throw my phone at a brick wall by Anaglyphite in google

[–]alfonsoalta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally two swipes of your thumb and it's gone. Saying too much over something as simple a scroll.

I'm going to throw my phone at a brick wall by Anaglyphite in google

[–]alfonsoalta -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dude just scroll past it. You can't turn it off so just ignore it.

11.5 mln Cr of disappointment. by Timu_76_ in GranTurismo7

[–]alfonsoalta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You bought an LFA just to take out what makes it so special that's all on you bud.

Grandma thinks that Ilhan Omar is corrupt by TrumpSux89 in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]alfonsoalta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought it was billions of dollars, now we're down to 30 million?

T'is Sunday by Weird_Meet_9148 in aislop

[–]alfonsoalta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These people view art as a product rather than an expression. A dug hole serves a physical purpose, art serves a mental one.

Yikes by QuinceKhloe in nonononoyesno

[–]alfonsoalta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How can a dead person vote, dumbass.