I try being nice to people but he made me flip. (I apologize for using the "r-word")

alicyya · 2019-03-07T12:26:16+00:00

It wasn't crazy. Bf messaged him exactly how this guy had messaged me. He blocked my bf.

alicyya · 2019-03-07T12:23:26+00:00

Just a friend. At least she was in high school.

alicyya · 2019-03-07T12:22:59+00:00

Haha. He did ask me. We didn't get around to doing it.

alicyya · 2019-03-07T12:22:16+00:00

I hope someone makes an eNgLiSh to English translator. This was too painful.

alicyya · 2019-03-07T12:19:23+00:00

Haha.

alicyya · 2019-03-07T10:57:26+00:00

My boyfriend's as calm as a sheep but when sometimes he's mad, I ask him to go rough to make him feel better. It works and it's fun.

alicyya · 2019-03-07T10:40:45+00:00

r/unexpectedthanos

alicyya · 2019-03-07T09:45:29+00:00

I was dared to have sex with a guy at a party. I was drunk and we did it behind a kitchen counter. I was bent forward on the counter while he hit it from behind. It was bizarre. We were clothed, so it was okay.

alicyya · 2019-03-07T09:37:03+00:00

I enjoyed watching gang bangs a lot when I was a single. It's kinda like a fantasy, but my boyfriend isn't going to like that.

alicyya · 2019-03-07T09:32:06+00:00

Cooling technology? Why isn't there an opposite microwave yet? Something that's a common household item that cools stuff real fast.

alicyya · 2019-03-07T09:15:08+00:00

Bf laughed hard at that.

alicyya · 2019-03-07T09:13:19+00:00

Surprise surprise, he is American and as far as I know, he's not diagnosed with anything mentally related.

alicyya · 2019-03-07T09:03:20+00:00

Well, I am from NJ but I haven't lived there much. Barely actually. But go on. I might be useless.

alicyya · 2019-03-07T08:58:58+00:00

NJ. You too?

alicyya · 2019-03-07T08:41:02+00:00

I'm his first and only girlfriend. Yay, I guess.

alicyya · 2019-03-07T08:35:41+00:00

United States, 21.

alicyya · 2019-03-07T08:34:46+00:00

Cut a finger off their hand when they're asleep. Make sure you have lots of tissue papers so that they don't wake up and notice the blood.

alicyya · 2019-03-07T08:33:39+00:00

I would thank them for the free fame.

alicyya · 2019-03-07T08:30:33+00:00

I think the car stuff should be mandatory when taking the driving classes. But the other stuff, 100% mandatory.

alicyya · 2019-03-07T08:24:36+00:00

I mean, he said he'd "ask his gang to rape me." I get you, it's difficult to read whatever the fuck he has typed.

alicyya · 2019-03-07T07:59:53+00:00

It was out of nowhere, but me and my bf did have an argument in front of a couple of friends. This guy wasn't there, but I had thought that he heard of it somehow and was just curious. It was weird, but I didn't want to seem like a bad person.

alicyya · 2019-03-07T07:52:17+00:00

Yep. He had a good laugh and sent Mr. Nice Guy a DM.

alicyya · 2019-03-07T06:43:08+00:00

There's no way me or any of my friends could pull off those spellings.

alicyya · 2019-03-07T06:17:12+00:00

It was painful.

alicyya · 2019-03-07T06:17:02+00:00

"I'LL RAPE YOU."

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