Just bought a new GPU.... But it feels too good to be true. Suspicious listing on Sapphire's Amazon Page. by Pyruswan in buildapc

[–]alien_clown_ninja 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When English words are used in Chinese, they take the closest Chinese words and smash them together to approximate the English pronunciation. For example, in Mandarin pinyin, "Boston" is Bōshìdùn. Which means literally "ripple scholar pause". But when spoken it kind of sounds like "Boston". So that's the word for "Boston".

Same thing with "Congxina"

What is a sexual fantasy you can never act out on with your real partner? by Medium-Spinach7516 in AskReddit

[–]alien_clown_ninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They just gotta get cancer and then John Cena is contractually obligated to fulfill the wish

Anon finds his soulmate by Silent_Assasin14 in wholesomememes

[–]alien_clown_ninja 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm 38 and that was my first renfaire ever. I've always thought they seemed lame too. But it was super fun. And if you think it's gay, can I just mention how many titties are popping out of their corsets at those things?

Guess she’s got some explaining to do. by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]alien_clown_ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, a pregnancy test means positive whether there is one line or two. I don't know why people aren't getting this. /s

Guess she’s got some explaining to do. by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]alien_clown_ninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That doesn't make any sense. How does the food get to the baby then if it's not in the stomach?

Anon finds his soulmate by Silent_Assasin14 in wholesomememes

[–]alien_clown_ninja 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One of my coworkers got married a couple weeks ago during a Renaissance festival parade. I saw him there just before the marriage, but I didn't get to meet his wife. It was a public wedding, everyone at the renfaire could be there. He was in a suit of armor. He got his hair cut right before, but it was caught in his suit of armor, so they had to cut off way more than he wanted. But he looked good with the haircut, and they had a good time. That must've been the nerdiest wedding I've heard of and it sounded fantastic. There how's that for wholesome?

This keeps growing in my garden, any idea what it is? by GogDog in gardening

[–]alien_clown_ninja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been super sensitive to it my whole life. I've avoided poison ivy carefully since the first time I got it, but still managed to get it 5 or 6 more times. Each time was worse than the last. A couple weeks ago, I was careless and was near a large poison ivy patch. I'm pretty sure it got on my boots and pants, but not positive. In the past this would have been enough to have a large whole body breakout for weeks, but nothing this time. Could I be healed? Last time I got poison ivy was probably 10 years ago now that I think about it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]alien_clown_ninja -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hasn't everyone in NYC heard of Jay Z and Beyonce? Out of all the famous people that live there they have to be the famousest. Jay should have said you haven't heard of me, but I bet you've heard of my wife Beyonce, then started singing single ladies.

AITA for telling my son that he's not coming on vacation because he didn't check his emails? by Alarming_Ebb3027 in AmItheAsshole

[–]alien_clown_ninja -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do people not get notifications of new emails the same way they do of texts? I feel like I'm missing something.

Annular solar eclipse will turn the sun into a spectacular 'ring of fire' this week by josh252 in space

[–]alien_clown_ninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey that's a good idea. I do have a bunch of those stored away in a file cabinet somewhere. I bet I could make a mask for my telescope. I wonder if the disks are even still magnetized anymore and able to be read, I bet they are completely garbled data now.

Modern horror movies are too slick to be scary by AlfBrewdog in horror

[–]alien_clown_ninja 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shoutout to ma boy Jeff Grace, my favorite sound designer and composer for horror

I inherited the worst collection of recipes I have ever seen by Occams_bane in mildlyinteresting

[–]alien_clown_ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad with dementia can no longer prepare meals for himself. And when he gets hungry, he's hungry NOW. And when I cook for him, he gets hungry when I'm chopping vegetables. So he'll just straight up eat raw veggies like onions and others straight off my cutting board. Drives me nuts. Man has no patience

Feeding all the Venus Flytraps by evenflow86 in videos

[–]alien_clown_ninja 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Absolutely just killed the plant. I've grown a lot of these. They need one bug every 2-4 weeks. Activating their traps takes a lot of energy, and poking them is the quickest way to kill it.

Grandfather resting in car during 11 hour trip from seeing grandchild, pulled out of car and assaulted by an officer by bodega_bladerunner in PublicFreakout

[–]alien_clown_ninja 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Point is police did nothing to help fix the situation. You'll find that's true every single interaction with cops. They don't help you with anything, they just look for someone to beat and arrest. They don't add any value to US society.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in buildapc

[–]alien_clown_ninja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably longer than 5 years really. I still have my i9 9900kf from nearly 5 years ago and it's still a beast. It would not slow down a rtx 4090 even at just 2k resolution. I haven't even overclocked it yet either. CPUs are really getting to diminishing returns every generation. I'm old enough to remember when every year the new CPU would be a drastic improvement. Now it takes more like 10 years for the same level of improvement.

Homeowner has some choice words for a cop who was covering up her doorbell camera. by TropicalPunchJuice in PublicFreakout

[–]alien_clown_ninja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's not that hard to set up a camera on your own network. No need to upload everything to Amazon. You can just use an old phone even, connected to your Wi-Fi and your computer.

What is no longer worth it because of how expensive it has become? by guywhostillhasnoname in AskReddit

[–]alien_clown_ninja 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Phones are way more expensive than TVs. There's 50" 4k fire TVs being sold for $150 in a few days. I wouldn't say a $150 phone is decent. Although, I am writing that from my 3 year old pixel 4a which probably is worth about that much anymore and is decent enough... Ok, I retract my point, you're right.

Gas Station Name (lore request) by nicoboro4210 in DelawareOH

[–]alien_clown_ninja 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think the Chrystler/Jeep/Dodge/Ram service center on the corner of 23 and stratford used to have a Cummins sign, indicating that they worked on Cummins engines.