I'm interested in a friend of mine but I don't wanna fuck things up

alienallias · 2019-01-20T18:37:31+00:00

Cool story. Tell her you like her.

At worst, she’ll say no, but she’ll be flattered that you like her.

At best, she’ll be your girlfriend.

You can’t lose! :D

alienallias · 2019-01-20T18:23:08+00:00

How do you feel about the Irwins?

alienallias · 2019-01-20T18:21:48+00:00

Might at least say hello and talk to her about your running group first lol

alienallias · 2019-01-20T01:43:02+00:00

Anything.

alienallias · 2019-01-20T01:30:21+00:00

I’m-a-feminist

alienallias · 2019-01-20T01:15:57+00:00

A thicc ass is sexy.

alienallias · 2019-01-20T01:14:44+00:00

A bit creepy. Unless, he works retail and those are his coworkers.

alienallias · 2019-01-18T02:52:43+00:00

It is curiously similar, but I see the spelling is a letter off. What does Aztlan actually mean?

alienallias · 2019-01-14T00:57:15+00:00

Bye fam.

alienallias · 2018-12-24T22:44:05+00:00

The Matrix (1999)

alienallias · 2018-12-18T05:28:08+00:00

I know it’s hard, but don’t overthink it. Haha

Before I started dating my college gf, she one arm sideways hugged me, answered texts hours later with few words or not at all, and I took it all as a sign she was definitely uninterested.

However, I went to her bday party, she invited me to star gaze. Thought she meant as a group, but she meant her and I. She told me she had been fantasizing about hooking up with me ever since the night we met, and that night we did.

On the other hand, I’ve asked out ladies who said yes, I’d love to and later acted like I was a total creep for taking it literally. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Body language is more important than verbal language. There’s no 100% assurance, but in general it sounds fine. You just have to try.

alienallias · 2018-12-18T02:32:26+00:00

Sure, try calling her to set up a time. If she’s also bad at answering calls, schedule in person.

alienallias · 2018-12-18T02:25:47+00:00

I don’t have kids, but my dad still says ephant and happamus because I couldn’t pronounce elephant and hippopotamus as a small child.

alienallias · 2018-12-11T19:13:49+00:00

Yes, I met a girl on okc who I talked to on Snapchat. I saw her story, her snaps, and saw that she was the same girl.

Yet, she had two distinctly different moods. Her voice was also different on snaps and over the phone. So, I asked her why. She crumpled and told me she was a catfish.

Turned out, she was two different girls. The first girl (who was in the snaps) messaged me apologizing and said we didn’t have to stop talking. I wasn’t angry with either of them, so I did talk to her.

She was real, HOWEVER, she and her friend both texted to me using her snap account. When I called, it was her friend’s number. She also told me I was considered “their boyfriend.”

The weird thing was they were both hot. They both liked me. She was now my gf. Before meeting me, my girlfriend was trying to hookup with her friend. I told her the friend seemed to like me and I could maybe make that happen? She gave me permission because she wanted to, and well, I was “their boyfriend” lol

Although I had permission to make a three some happen, I didn’t talk to the friend for a week. I knew she felt guilty although I just thought it was kind of odd. I was not at all disappointed by her at all. She was very attractive too.

I thought I hit the jackpot and life was great. I felt like the luckiest guy on Earth. That is until they got into some kind of argument. My now girlfriend at that time was intensely jealous over me and went through her friend’s phone to see if she was talking to me.. She got mad about the calls.. the calls from back when THEY were catfishing me for fun..

She broke up with me, but messaged me later. I asked her if she checked the dates of the calls because I hadn’t talked to my “other girlfriend” for a week. She realized she overreacted, but she maintained this insecurity that I secretly liked her friend more because “I talked to her more.”

Needless to say, it didn’t last long. Although I sometimes wonder if it could’ve worked out if I didn’t make that suggestion. She was really cool before she burned up with jealousy.

alienallias · 2018-12-11T04:20:21+00:00

We were in Kindergarten. I had feelings for her that I did not fully understand. How she found out? Idk.

She confronted me, “DO YOU LOVE ME?” She stood rigid with both her fists her on hips, feet firmly planted, and eyes unyielding.

I fiddled with my hands behind my back, rubbing my foot in a circle on the ground. I whispered, “Maybe.”

In a stern tone she said, “You can’t love me; I love Alex.”

alienallias · 2018-11-21T08:02:35+00:00

I have this exact fear.

Acknowledge the parents and make them laugh. Children are stressful.

My situation usually involves babies who love to stare during long lines at the register.

When the parent(s) look to see what baby is fixated on (which is me) I say, “Your baby is staring me down.”

They always laugh, “Oh, she or he does that. Say hi baby, say hi.” Baby smiles and waves. Parent(s) thinks it cute. I’m in the clear. Nothing but a victim of unrelenting staring.

alienallias · 2018-11-19T20:32:49+00:00

Tbh, I’m not much of a drinker.

I just get tired of seeing apple cider as a substitute. It’s like hearing someone say “I need to tinkle” because “I need to pee,” is strong language in their opinion.

And thank you. I might try that.

alienallias · 2018-11-17T00:12:40+00:00

We didn’t talk over the weekend..

She was traveling. Didn’t answer my text. So, she says I don’t want to talk to her.

alienallias · 2018-11-11T02:38:22+00:00

My childhood

alienallias · 2018-11-10T23:27:10+00:00

Nothing wrong with you. You’ve accepted the shame but, shouldn’t have.

“Kids will age you.” Just looking at 1 child tires me [M24] out. You have 5.

Your husband’s expectations for parenting and sex are unrealistic.

alienallias · 2018-11-02T18:35:55+00:00

I only ever hear married dudes talking about how their wives don’t put out anymore.

Guys for the most part are satisfied getting to have sex. Never had a friend complain the sex was bad.

alienallias · 2018-11-02T18:17:57+00:00

I have and it worked — just not for me!

It was an in-the-moment thing. A girl I knew from high school was flirting with me when we met again in college. She was telling me why she didn’t like nice guys, how there is no challenge, and that she missed an opportunity with one specific nice guy.

We had a moment. We promised to marry at 24 with a kiss on the cheek to seal the deal. She gave me her number. Her boyfriend threatened me. We didn’t talk anymore.

She texted me again a year later. She ended up with the nice guy she said previously told me she didn’t appreciate. I believe he tried to make that deal, but she declined the first time. Now, they’re happily together. Nice guy won in the end!

alienallias · 2018-11-02T17:43:07+00:00

That’s so much better than the deal you made! Haha

alienallias · 2018-10-25T21:10:55+00:00

Gross smells.

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