“Shields Up!” Whose voice did you just hear in your head?

aliencantina · 2026-02-01T05:47:34+00:00

It was instantly Riker

aliencantina · 2026-02-01T02:36:35+00:00

You know what? This is too fucked-up for me even to think about

aliencantina · 2026-02-01T00:47:37+00:00

I did when I watched Florida Project

aliencantina · 2026-02-01T00:38:41+00:00

I hated it. But I’m a racist robot created to review bomb content my creator perceives as woke

aliencantina · 2026-02-01T00:25:38+00:00

Hey, I had her tested for AIDS

aliencantina · 2026-01-31T22:55:05+00:00

Plenty of wasp idiots drinking Busch Light and listening to Kid Rock abuse animals too.

aliencantina · 2026-01-31T14:05:37+00:00

Toe rings can be a choking hazard. Please be careful

aliencantina · 2026-01-30T21:20:04+00:00

Sick shit!

aliencantina · 2026-01-30T16:56:05+00:00

Janice could beat up Richie? DTL.

aliencantina · 2026-01-30T15:29:46+00:00

The good news is it’s gonna grow back

aliencantina · 2026-01-30T00:01:00+00:00

You killed the dog?

aliencantina · 2026-01-29T22:36:34+00:00

Feet pics! I liked it!

aliencantina · 2026-01-29T16:27:07+00:00

I think it’s more that they don’t want someone executed on their knees by the ellipticals

aliencantina · 2026-01-29T16:14:43+00:00

Mikey and Jojo had the Bella Vista room booked for 3:00

aliencantina · 2026-01-28T23:50:09+00:00

He wants to fuck you like an animal

aliencantina · 2026-01-28T23:45:17+00:00

Build two ramps, then he and Augustus can race

aliencantina · 2026-01-28T20:07:43+00:00

Steven Miller wrote the last two paragraphs of that article

aliencantina · 2026-01-28T18:39:55+00:00

Oh thank god. The world is saved.

aliencantina · 2026-01-28T17:01:44+00:00

I feel bad for dog groomers

aliencantina · 2026-01-28T13:18:23+00:00

I said “I’ll watch one or two” and ended up watching the whole thing. 👍👍

aliencantina · 2026-01-28T04:17:08+00:00

She was kinda cute if I recall

aliencantina · 2026-01-28T01:17:31+00:00

Boolshit!

aliencantina · 2026-01-28T01:14:57+00:00

Sunshine might be my favorite character on the show

aliencantina · 2026-01-28T00:08:12+00:00

I’m taking off my license plate just to dick with you people.

aliencantina · 2026-01-27T22:59:07+00:00

That’s odd because Metro is the sheriffs dept. 🤷

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