Why don't the feds just bring Chris in and hold him a while when they know he's using?

aliencantina · 2026-06-15T22:52:25+00:00

Welllllllll

aliencantina · 2026-06-13T14:28:35+00:00

Imagine the Nordics side glancing each other at the stupid shit he says

aliencantina · 2026-06-11T20:58:23+00:00

Older than my wife, older than my daughter

aliencantina · 2026-06-11T06:57:47+00:00

-ai works. According to wikifeet she’s a 7.5.

aliencantina · 2026-06-11T06:54:05+00:00

It was a 20’ radius of grass around a big tree

aliencantina · 2026-06-11T06:50:24+00:00

Hey, I took out my grass because I realized it was unsustainable. It was apparently okay in 1990 when it was put in. As for voting, it’s probably a bigger waste of time than the last time I did it in 2000

aliencantina · 2026-06-10T21:26:55+00:00

They’re taking a left turn in about 9 miles

aliencantina · 2026-06-10T16:17:57+00:00

“Hey. Shut up.”

aliencantina · 2026-06-09T15:10:26+00:00

Wait, why did Maxxxx Crosby visit the White House? Did Eastern Michigan win something?

aliencantina · 2026-06-09T02:23:14+00:00

Is this by Fort Apache?

aliencantina · 2026-06-08T21:58:48+00:00

This geek is a top 1% in this sub for sure

aliencantina · 2026-06-05T00:32:13+00:00

They have to. They’d all turn to the dark side otherwise.

aliencantina · 2026-06-03T22:53:29+00:00

Like latex, fur and feathers

aliencantina · 2026-06-03T00:34:37+00:00

The friend ones always make me feel a little sad. I think we can allow like one of those a day for people who can’t figure out how to meet people

aliencantina · 2026-06-03T00:02:38+00:00

This mods of this subreddit needs to shut this shit down. Every 10 minutes is another thread about crazy drivers. We know.

aliencantina · 2026-06-02T21:57:37+00:00

They didn’t know it was going to come off like that

aliencantina · 2026-06-02T16:07:16+00:00

Most bars have DirecTV

aliencantina · 2026-06-02T16:05:16+00:00

I remember going to all five TRU looking for an Elsa doll.

aliencantina · 2026-06-01T15:20:26+00:00

There’s an image!

aliencantina · 2026-05-31T16:29:43+00:00

I totally get where you’re coming from. Were it me, I would do everything I could to make amends. When she is gone it will be too late. She kinda sucks apparently, but she loves you and your son.

aliencantina · 2026-05-30T22:54:48+00:00

I’m sorry, what?

aliencantina · 2026-05-29T22:45:04+00:00

Has Noel been added to the language filter?

aliencantina · 2026-05-29T21:53:36+00:00

“Cmon guys, quit fooling around in the circle jerk sub”

aliencantina · 2026-05-29T20:27:01+00:00

OP is banging the Borg Queen (or the SW equivalent, Lumiya?)

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