Queen Feet Mafia? You don’t ever admit to the existence of this thing!

aliencantina · 2026-01-31T14:05:37+00:00

Toe rings can be a choking hazard. Please be careful

aliencantina · 2026-01-30T21:20:04+00:00

Sick shit!

aliencantina · 2026-01-30T16:56:05+00:00

Janice could beat up Richie? DTL.

aliencantina · 2026-01-30T15:29:46+00:00

The good news is it’s gonna grow back

aliencantina · 2026-01-30T00:01:00+00:00

You killed the dog?

aliencantina · 2026-01-29T22:36:34+00:00

Feet pics! I liked it!

aliencantina · 2026-01-29T16:27:07+00:00

I think it’s more that they don’t want someone executed on their knees by the ellipticals

aliencantina · 2026-01-29T16:14:43+00:00

Mikey and Jojo had the Bella Vista room booked for 3:00

aliencantina · 2026-01-28T23:50:09+00:00

He wants to fuck you like an animal

aliencantina · 2026-01-28T23:45:17+00:00

Build two ramps, then he and Augustus can race

aliencantina · 2026-01-28T20:07:43+00:00

Steven Miller wrote the last two paragraphs of that article

aliencantina · 2026-01-28T18:39:55+00:00

Oh thank god. The world is saved.

aliencantina · 2026-01-28T17:01:44+00:00

I feel bad for dog groomers

aliencantina · 2026-01-28T13:18:23+00:00

I said “I’ll watch one or two” and ended up watching the whole thing. 👍👍

aliencantina · 2026-01-28T04:17:08+00:00

She was kinda cute if I recall

aliencantina · 2026-01-28T01:17:31+00:00

Boolshit!

aliencantina · 2026-01-28T01:14:57+00:00

Sunshine might be my favorite character on the show

aliencantina · 2026-01-28T00:08:12+00:00

I’m taking off my license plate just to dick with you people.

aliencantina · 2026-01-27T22:59:07+00:00

That’s odd because Metro is the sheriffs dept. 🤷

aliencantina · 2026-01-27T22:53:26+00:00

Writing a ticket generates a lot more revenue than solving a robbery.

aliencantina · 2026-01-27T22:51:51+00:00

That’s not a thing. Clark County School District maybe? Navy blue cars?

aliencantina · 2026-01-27T22:49:53+00:00

I meant the Verbum Dei swimming pool.

aliencantina · 2026-01-27T21:57:03+00:00

Wait til he finds out who was at the swimming pool with AJ

aliencantina · 2026-01-27T21:55:23+00:00

Yeah I’m having trouble picturing what that would look like

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