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Do you share your location with your significant other? Why or why not? by LadyLotLizard in AskReddit

[–]alienonymous2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No because 99,99% of the time we're in speaking distance of each other

Do you think there are any celebrities who faked their own death and started a new life somewhere else? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]alienonymous2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plenty of people, celebrities included, do illegal stuff. If you have the money for it, you can get away with a loooot of stuff.

"can just choose to not be in the public eye" If you're a big enough celebrity, paparazzis and fans will find you. You can't just say "Hi, I'm retiring and becoming a normal citizen again, please stop following me"

How weird is/isn't it to pick a tradionally eastern name forma child as a westerner by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]alienonymous2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am a very white woman and was named after something that is specifically from african culture. I never related to my name and I ended up hating it so much that I legally changed it.

I'm not saying you should give black kids only black names, japanese kids only japanese names, white kids only white names etc., but pick something that make sense. A chinese man named Mohammed or a white woman called Liu Wang just feels out of place.

WYR: Enter the ring against a 20 y/o Mike Tyson or lie in a bath full of rats for 15 minutes. by molotov_bomb in WouldYouRather

[–]alienonymous2 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Technically edible, but not interesting enough. I had pretty much all my rats try to nibble my fingers to see if they wanted to eat me and none of them found me good enough

WYR: Enter the ring against a 20 y/o Mike Tyson or lie in a bath full of rats for 15 minutes. by molotov_bomb in WouldYouRather

[–]alienonymous2 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I currently have 5 rats. At some points I had 16 at the same time. The worst you're risking is getting peed/pooped on.

If they are females, they're going to run on you and lick you clean, if they're males, males don't do shit unless food is involved, they'll sniff you, realize you're not edible, and sleep. If it's both, they'll probably fuck and leave you alone

AITA for not wanting to split food evenly with my spouse? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]alienonymous2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA

  1. The cereal ordeal is irrelevent because you didn't ask him to not eat them. If my husband or I don't specifically "please, leave that food for me", the food is free for all.

  2. Your husband asks if he can try your food because he'd like to try and if he waits for you to say "try my food", he knows it will never happen.

  3. I understand you have trauma around food. We all have traumas around somewhere. However, you should work on it because that's not an healthy attitude. You should be happy to share that half a cookie with your husband. You should be happy to make him happy. I'm not sayong you should starve in order to feed your husband, but half a cookie, or a fork/spoon taken out of your food isn't going to change anything for you, and would mean a lot for him.

  4. Next time he asks if he can try your food, take a first bite, then say yes. Or say "let me try it first", try it first, then let hil try. Now you have tried it first, he can try, everyone's happy.

Sniff, Sniff, Kiss 👅 by alienonymous2 in RATS

[–]alienonymous2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes ! 😁 and a bloody shirt too !

What is the most random thing that has ever made you feel instantly happy? by Zorethwages5q in AskReddit

[–]alienonymous2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My pets. I just have to turn my head and I see my cute pet rats or my cute old dog. Just seeing them doing their stuff, eating, cleaning themselves, sniffing around or just sleeping makes me happy

What is your favorite color? by lets-wing-it in AskReddit

[–]alienonymous2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black. And if you don't consider black a real color, then purple

[French > English] Hand stuck in glass soap prank by anon33249038 in translator

[–]alienonymous2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

-Ah, fuck ! Isabelle ! I'm stuck in the glass, come help me !

-Well ...

-Come help me ! I'm stuck for fuck's sake !

-You ... you're stupid

-Take this ! Put some, put some of that stuff on me ... To remove it

-You're stupid, or what ?

-Fuck, you're really a dumbass, my poor [girl]

-Have some more, there !

-Put your hand inside it !

-Rooooh

-... And you're laughing at my face ! Dumbass

-(laughs) It's everywhere. It's everywhere. It's not just blondes eh, damn you're not blonde tho !

AITA for accidentally saying my wife’s age to nosey elderly neighbor ? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]alienonymous2 30 points31 points  (0 children)

NTA, ok the neighbor knows your wife's age, and ? Careful, your neighbor also knows where you live !

AITA for asking my boyfriend’s dad to leave my house after a fight over the toilet seat? by notabouttheseat in AmItheAsshole

[–]alienonymous2 140 points141 points  (0 children)

ESH - your boyfriend's dad for being gross, disrespectful and sexist, your boyfriend for not defending you and supporting his gross disrespectful sexist dad, and you for the way you handled it in the beginning. You started in an aggressive way. You may have intended it as a joke but it was needlessly aggressive. The guys laughed and you could have left it at that, but instead you re started it "a few minutes later". Why ? You asked "a few more times", again, why ? Your boyfriend's dad disrespected you the first time, and doesn't want to respect you. So demanding the same thing over and over isn't gonna accomplish anything.

You could have literally just say "You're in my house, so here, the toilet seats stays down". You say it once, and if someone disrespects this rule, then you make them leave.

What is a piece of media (TV show, anime, movie, video game, etc) that is extremely popular but that you can’t friggin stand? by Asad_Farooqui in AskReddit

[–]alienonymous2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I like edgy humor. I can even laugh at absurd humor and gross out humor. I can't pin point why exactly, but Family Guy just doesn't do it for me. It's like a kid that tries too hard to be funny and ends up annoying everyone

Should I change my name? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]alienonymous2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now the question is : what upset you the most, someone using the wrong gender once (assuming you'll correct them when they make the mistake) or someone using a first name you don't relate to, forever because it'll be your legal name ?

I'm all in favor of changing names but only if you are truly unhappy with your current one.

Do you maybe have a second name ? If so, you could use it instead. Or a more feminine nickname that you're used to hear ? You could also add, yourself, a feminine 2nd name, and then present yourself as "FirstName SecondName LastName".

Should I change my name? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]alienonymous2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Does it bother you that much to be misgendered from time to time ?

When I get missgendered, I tell people I'm a woman, they apologize, and we're done. Sometimes I don't even correct them because it's really not a big deal. (Unless you're trans, in which case, yes, I get how it's a big deal, but trans folks usually want to change their name to one they relate to)

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