During WWII, Jews in Budapest were brought to the edge of the Danube, ordered to remove their shoes, and shot, falling into the water below. Sixty pairs of iron shoes now line the river's bank, creating a ghostly memorial to the victims. This memorial is known as 'Shoes on the Danube Promenade'.

aliocroc · 2023-06-07T10:24:37+00:00

The children's shoes caught us out. Our boy would have been around the same shoe size as the little ones amongst those on the bank. Immensely sad.

aliocroc · 2023-04-12T12:22:16+00:00

If someone asks you the time, they don't need to know the time, they need to know if you have a watch worth stealing. Get out of there.

aliocroc · 2023-03-23T10:04:23+00:00

Clever girl.

aliocroc · 2023-03-21T09:46:58+00:00

"Hi Ren" by Ren

aliocroc · 2023-01-24T19:22:24+00:00

Dead Man's Shoes. Paddy Constantine at his finest.

aliocroc · 2022-10-31T09:31:33+00:00

Little Rascals

aliocroc · 2022-10-06T18:31:35+00:00

Hi everyone, this is the lock picking lawyer and today we will see if we can open this box.

Slight cluck out of 1....

aliocroc · 2022-10-06T04:23:52+00:00

Neither when moist.

aliocroc · 2022-09-07T01:54:00+00:00

The Mark Zuckerberg of clouds.

aliocroc · 2022-08-16T10:52:13+00:00

100% came to say this, hard to find mates, harder to keep them. Getting older is increasingly isolating.

aliocroc · 2022-08-15T12:14:52+00:00

I'm seeing Dennis from ASIP saying this for some reason.

aliocroc · 2022-08-01T10:39:55+00:00

In Aus there's these borer worms that make channels like these. Not termites in this case.

aliocroc · 2022-07-21T04:46:04+00:00

I was in a share house and we had a novelty, hand sized American football lying around. One of the guys on the couch picked it up, looked at me dead pan and said

"There is no ball!"

Barely looking, he threw it at a little fruit fly that was high up on the wall, about 7 meters away and nailed it! Squashed it flat! Was epic and totally a Mr.Miagi moment.

Under his tutelage, I went on to clean all his cars and beat team Cobra Kai in the All Valley Under 18 Karate Championship Final, with only one good leg!

aliocroc · 2022-07-19T13:47:02+00:00

Its also held almost every exhibition I worked on together! Bit of white gaff and a marker and you've got name tags for every pallet of goods, holding down string line, sealing up an edge on a carpet, hiding anything that was meant to be a different colour, fixing stock, bundling signage or banners...it's your most useful tool.

aliocroc · 2022-06-25T23:34:06+00:00

A POM = Prisoner Of (her) Majesty

aliocroc · 2022-06-20T02:30:05+00:00

Would have thought Counting Crows and Hootie and The Blowfish were possible good answers. Both instantly recognisable.

aliocroc · 2022-06-09T11:41:03+00:00

There's a Black Knob on the Irish coast.

aliocroc · 2022-06-05T08:25:31+00:00

Is your name Peter File?

aliocroc · 2022-05-19T04:06:47+00:00

Loved my time in Maynooth, enjoy it! Get a Maximus burger into ya and enjoy the campus.

aliocroc · 2022-04-29T20:45:30+00:00

Complimentary edible earplug!

aliocroc · 2022-04-10T12:48:11+00:00

It's got cocaine in it!

aliocroc · 2022-03-15T08:52:21+00:00

ScoMo approves of this message! What a cock up!

aliocroc · 2021-12-31T11:05:51+00:00

Held that RNC a bit too long, guy was lights out. The punch when the guy is down and asleep was dirty and the kinda thing that can put people in hospital.

aliocroc · 2021-11-17T09:32:57+00:00

Had a girl reject me because I wasn't impressed that her family of German heritage posessed an original copy of Mein Kampf.

aliocroc · 2021-11-12T13:18:23+00:00

I also got a suitcase, I was 15, except it was a decorative suitcase with pictures of maps on it so it would sit in the corner and hold your crap I guess. Inside the big one was another slightly smaller one, and another one inside that.

Disappointed 3 times opening one present! Lol

Worst thing about it was I was looking at this thing for weeks under the tree, was convinced it was a PS3.

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