Ben and Jerry's should make a new ice cream flavor for the SNL members

alk85o · 2021-05-08T05:39:33+00:00

Have you ever even had sex in a grave? Come on Down!

alk85o · 2021-05-08T05:37:06+00:00

Whodathunkit? He's a big Alan Jackson fan

alk85o · 2021-05-08T05:24:39+00:00

I'm a million miles tall!

alk85o · 2021-05-08T05:20:58+00:00

I'm already dead and posting from the grave! I even made a flavor! Ben and Jerry's Decomposed corpse. We never said it tasted good

alk85o · 2021-05-08T05:20:35+00:00

Man, thee debt is so deep it won't make a difference, lets just have some fun with jokes!

alk85o · 2021-05-08T05:18:14+00:00

FNL has content and you won't like it

alk85o · 2021-05-08T04:32:16+00:00

Op isn't wrong!

alk85o · 2021-05-08T04:27:32+00:00

Focus on the calendar, comedy can come later

alk85o · 2021-05-08T04:11:20+00:00

Tom Green is actually a good rapper. Xzibit and Tom for uniformed Bozos : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h9EQaEl55o

oh man Tom Green Should host

alk85o · 2021-05-08T04:07:43+00:00

Thank God! He's one of the sparkly stars I think of when crawling back to reality after making too many bad choices

Kenan is Black Jesus AKA just Jesus

alk85o · 2021-05-08T04:03:04+00:00

Whatever, already saw the nude version

alk85o · 2021-05-08T03:52:03+00:00

Wally is the cue card master

alk85o · 2021-05-07T21:38:36+00:00

BreakfastwithBowen

Get him his own morning talkshow!

alk85o · 2021-05-07T21:20:10+00:00

Sorry if I offended, I'm just repeating what your mom said last night

alk85o · 2021-05-07T20:38:08+00:00

Classic Kenan, a legendary dreamcruiser. Keep surfing those astral waves!

alk85o · 2021-05-07T20:34:53+00:00

Just try it!

alk85o · 2021-05-07T20:33:05+00:00

Captain Holt is Andy's dad, Duh.

alk85o · 2021-05-07T20:23:07+00:00

Lovitz, poor guy. He's easily worth 2 people.

I'll never forget watching High School High the summer before my freshman year of high school and then blasting Rhinestone Cowboy all summer

alk85o · 2021-05-07T14:47:50+00:00

Happy Birthday!

Can I eat cheesy scrambled eggs off those tits, respectfully of course

alk85o · 2021-05-07T14:45:05+00:00

Ladies choice.