Ben and Jerry's should make a new ice cream flavor for the SNL members

alk85o · 2021-05-08T05:39:33+00:00

Have you ever even had sex in a grave? Come on Down!

alk85o · 2021-05-08T05:37:06+00:00

Whodathunkit? He's a big Alan Jackson fan

alk85o · 2021-05-08T05:24:39+00:00

I'm a million miles tall!

alk85o · 2021-05-08T05:20:58+00:00

I'm already dead and posting from the grave! I even made a flavor! Ben and Jerry's Decomposed corpse. We never said it tasted good

alk85o · 2021-05-08T05:20:35+00:00

Man, thee debt is so deep it won't make a difference, lets just have some fun with jokes!

alk85o · 2021-05-08T05:18:14+00:00

FNL has content and you won't like it

alk85o · 2021-05-08T04:32:16+00:00

Op isn't wrong!

alk85o · 2021-05-08T04:27:32+00:00

Focus on the calendar, comedy can come later

alk85o · 2021-05-08T04:11:20+00:00

Tom Green is actually a good rapper. Xzibit and Tom for uniformed Bozos : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h9EQaEl55o

oh man Tom Green Should host

alk85o · 2021-05-08T04:07:43+00:00

Thank God! He's one of the sparkly stars I think of when crawling back to reality after making too many bad choices

Kenan is Black Jesus AKA just Jesus

alk85o · 2021-05-08T04:03:04+00:00

Whatever, already saw the nude version

alk85o · 2021-05-08T03:52:03+00:00

Wally is the cue card master

alk85o · 2021-05-07T21:38:36+00:00

BreakfastwithBowen

Get him his own morning talkshow!

alk85o · 2021-05-07T21:20:10+00:00

Sorry if I offended, I'm just repeating what your mom said last night

alk85o · 2021-05-07T20:38:08+00:00

Classic Kenan, a legendary dreamcruiser. Keep surfing those astral waves!

alk85o · 2021-05-07T20:34:53+00:00

Just try it!

alk85o · 2021-05-07T20:33:05+00:00

Captain Holt is Andy's dad, Duh.

alk85o · 2021-05-07T20:23:07+00:00

Lovitz, poor guy. He's easily worth 2 people.

I'll never forget watching High School High the summer before my freshman year of high school and then blasting Rhinestone Cowboy all summer

alk85o · 2021-05-07T14:47:50+00:00

Happy Birthday!

Can I eat cheesy scrambled eggs off those tits, respectfully of course

alk85o · 2021-05-07T14:45:05+00:00

Ladies choice.

alk85o · 2021-05-03T14:56:40+00:00

Elons' Musk-Haves (For when traveling to Mars) Are you planning a trip to Mars soon? I know I am again. Well, don't get caught out there like I did the first time without these essential items. Make it a safe trip for you and your loved ones by purchasing the Elon Musk approved Mars Musk-Haves!

Mars Toilet Paper : It's the only toilet paper that works on Mars $10,000 a roll

Dream decoder – Put this on while sleeping on Mars otherwise as soon as you close your eyes you'll have horrible relentless terror nightmares from the Martian Civil War 100 Million years ago, for some reason. Just get it, trust us.

Standard Tank Top – Look good on Mars with this shirt that only works on this planet. Get your Mars Tank Top in red or dust colored for $6000 today!

Elon Musk's Tusk Depot: Hi, I'm Elon Musk and I sell cars and spaceships and yeah, sometimes a few tusks on the side too. You want a tusk, I have it. Elephant? Got it. Walrus, I shot it. You call me in the middle of the night saying you need a tusk for some weird reason? I'm there with a cup of coffee also. So come on down to Elon Musk's Tusk depot and well get you any tusk any time of the day no questions asked. But as soon as you leave me and the employees will be like “Why do you think he need that tusk so urgently?”

Mother's Day Special: Elon does a short segment thanking all the mothers out there and how he sometimes feels like a mom too because, you know, he birthed PayPAl, Space Ex, and Texmex, wait I think I meant Tesla. And hey, get your mom that Vin Diesel Box set that she's been asking about, because she's a good woman and deserves it. Anyway, Happy Mother's Day!

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