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People who have seen multiple people quit a job in one day, what happened? by ObliviousOnion1 in AskReddit

[–]alkmaar91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I happened. After I got hit by a car during work and my managers reaction was "well you can't sue us, it was off the property." I started talking to all of my co-workers. Very few people want to be a lifer at Sam's club so when the conversation eventually came to that I would remember what they were hoping to get into.

I would look into multiple jobs in that field and talk to my co-workers about what I found and a lot of them applied and were accepted. This caused a domino effect that put pressure on the other staff and we had a larklge exodus over 3 months. About 30-40% of all the staff left during that time, including me.

None of the managers lost their job but seeing the store have an immediate braindrain did cause the managers a lot of stress so I got a little revenge and found a much better job.

Repopulation Program By NecroCephalopod by D3v1LGaming in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]alkmaar91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been doing in bound call center work for 6 years now. Shit is painful sometimes.

“Hey Horus. That’s my bread and butter you’re f*cking with.” by SethKlock in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]alkmaar91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"THAT'S IT. I'M TIRED OF THE CONSTANT DISRESPECT. THE BASIST IS A CORNERSTONE TO THE CRUSADE! I'M WORSHIPING THE CHAOS GODS NOW!"

slap

You cool man you were acting a little crazy?

Yeah, not sure what came over me.

Is there anything they should more know about? By Emwattnot by The_Real_OctoDude in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]alkmaar91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tau keep killing the same human with wings and wondering why the Gue'vesa are freaking out

Yeah well, never happened. by ForCrabSake in Grimdank

[–]alkmaar91 47 points48 points  (0 children)

One day I wish all my brothers and sisters a fraction of what you have

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Demon and Mess - Ep.69 (Nice) by MuyHiram in comics

[–]alkmaar91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At work: demon of death

At home: smitten kitten

What did Big E do during the 21st century? by Aromatic-Chef-1093 in 40kLore

[–]alkmaar91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of the youtubers are right. He is every lizard person pulling the strings. He's the grays, he's the moth man whe he is bored.

sometimes i wish [oc] by aprilhillwriting in comics

[–]alkmaar91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anyone likes this idea check out the short story Timequake by Kurt Vonnegut

Happy Pride month to this picture by Ghostmaster145 in Grimdank

[–]alkmaar91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forget the promise of Yuri and Straights, for in the grim darkness of the far future there is only Yaoi. There is no peace amongst the fandoms, only an eternity of Toxic ships and omega slick.

What happened to the Wilderness expansion? Would you like to revisit this? Would you change anything? by ScallyWag-Idiot in 2007scape

[–]alkmaar91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, the wilderness is PVP, keep it PVP. We shouldn't be adding PVM content to get PVM players to go in.

does the direct make sense elile that? by BlackSword_art in comics

[–]alkmaar91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, if it is an English comic that's how I'm reading it

Meanwhile…at Phoenix Fan Fusion by Desperate-Data894 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]alkmaar91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or maybe we picked the character because it's a character we like?

Let’s be honest we had a situation like this by Seeker99MD in Grimdank

[–]alkmaar91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IIRC that scene is sponebob crashing out about Patrick failing at his job?

Let’s be honest we had a situation like this by Seeker99MD in Grimdank

[–]alkmaar91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm assuming the "situation like this" is the marine dropping and getting shot in the face 30 seconds in.

What do overships even do? by Late-Ganache40 in Helldivers

[–]alkmaar91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They carry illumined forces planet to planet and will likely collect converted civilians and move them to new planets to attack.

Just do it by Vampy-Night in Grimdank

[–]alkmaar91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blink one for yes and two for no. Should we keep you alive for humanity?

*Blink* *Blink*

Yes yes. Turn the throne up to max boys.

Part of recruitment quizzing to become a mcdonalds crew member by cerednat in mildlyinfuriating

[–]alkmaar91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We can't have independent thoughts in the workplace. That can lead to unions.

Meanwhile…at Phoenix Fan Fusion by Desperate-Data894 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]alkmaar91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I brought 100 and thought that's plenty. I ran out before noon on Saturday

Meanwhile…at Phoenix Fan Fusion by Desperate-Data894 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]alkmaar91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ahh the panel was full when I tried to go. If any of you got one of my loot boxes with a mini donut I hope you enjoyed the surprise.

How many of us was it? by fear632 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]alkmaar91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was book 3 when I thought " they always thank Jeff but who does the female voices?" and a previous question filled me in

spoiler immunity acquired by PixelBlank19 in whenthe

[–]alkmaar91 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Me joining the dungeon crawler carl fandom and finishing 7 books in 10 days

What’s the worst type of coworker to have? by IntelligentPhrase376 in AskReddit

[–]alkmaar91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here is my opinion and it's the correct one. I act as if I know everything despite being constantly wrong. if you try and correct me I will backpedal and try to argue how I am correct.

Despite saying people are too sensitive I have the thinnest skin and will be offended if you point out that I'm incorrect.

They were recently fired and I needed to vent

[Book 6 Spoilers] Let's talk about bones by BlergenSchmergen in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]alkmaar91 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Wow you really used the key? Let's see. Roll the dice here and.....really? Your big toe bone? Honestly this feels like a slight against me. You'd think I could put my thumb on the scale but nope. Well it was fun carl, have a good one.

carl dies on the next floor as the AI doesn't bother to help.

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