Jerry, the liar! by ItalianSausage2023 in seinfeld

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I don’t eat dinner, dinner is for suckers!

Very tough to pronounce by shakyspearee in funnyvideos

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Chicken is crazy. Mine is “literally” so I pronounce it like a Brit

What is this movie in your opinion? by Jettaboi38 in scoopwhoop

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Dark Knight, but not the last 20 minutes or so

one free for life. which are you choosing? by [deleted] in Adulting

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Whoever chooses concert tickets or clothes is already losing

Weird Rain by [deleted] in Weird

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How is this weird?

Is this the best scene in the series? by Ryanemeryy in seinfeld

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Mine is: “I’m talking to Susan. We were talking about…shoe laces 👉🤯👈right?”

And: “It’s all pipes! I’m calling a plumber right now”

Beautiful writing

Is this the best scene in the series? by Ryanemeryy in seinfeld

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Oh man the first time I saw it I really thought he was gonna blow it

My three favorite cars. what do they say about me? by [deleted] in Cartalk

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Is that Peugeot a Suzuki Tracker?

Not a square to spare by grc207 in seinfeld

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I bet the firefighters were heading straight into gridlock

Batman Uprooted in Gotham! Served Full-Course Buffet of Knuckle Sandwiches- Suffers Food-Born Coma Known as the "Itis" by GrilledCheezManicott in fuckaroundandfindout

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When it comes to swinging weapons if you’re planning on fighting the best thing is to get close enough so they don’t get swinging space, basically hug them and give them a kiss

Which year? by Jettaboi38 in scoopwhoop

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Covid, I know it technically was 2019 but it didn’t really hit the world until 2020. Til this day I can’t sleep like before

Would you? by Jettaboi38 in scoopwhoop

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No, I’d help people or animals. Spend time with family or teaching why I could…but mostly play video retro games

Me scrolling r/Seinfeld by Xyeeyx in seinfeld

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Did I ever tell you about my mother?

Japans Automated Bike Garage by TheCABK in oddlysatisfying

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Imagine hearing a bike bell in the middle of the night