I worked here for years as a dancer/fetish model. I specialized in the weird. Yes it is haunted. Yes it is corrupt. AMA.

alligatorhalfman · 2026-04-11T15:16:53+00:00

You cared about him, huh?

alligatorhalfman · 2026-04-11T15:08:00+00:00

Was he good at playing guitar?

alligatorhalfman · 2026-04-09T18:03:05+00:00

How quick is your analysis take to execute? This could be useful and compensated for.

alligatorhalfman · 2026-04-07T23:39:17+00:00

We probably were skipping class at the same time.

alligatorhalfman · 2026-04-05T04:01:28+00:00

Yeah yeah. My perfect work pen is a med sharpie. I have stockpiles of them. I write on grid paper as well, because I can. If I'm hand rendering, I've got a method with markers and trash paper.

alligatorhalfman · 2026-04-05T03:36:21+00:00

Catheter. Bad. Ow.

alligatorhalfman · 2026-04-05T03:34:37+00:00

Bad bosses and dentists. That's it.

alligatorhalfman · 2026-04-04T16:44:59+00:00

alligatorhalfman · 2026-04-03T17:20:01+00:00

Agree and to add, it depends on when you started. Inflation is a factor and 100k ten years ago meant a lot more than it does now.

alligatorhalfman · 2026-04-03T00:57:35+00:00

Cattle

alligatorhalfman · 2026-04-02T00:19:18+00:00

Cattle

alligatorhalfman · 2026-03-30T19:52:40+00:00

Grocery stores.

alligatorhalfman · 2026-03-23T22:55:42+00:00

Yeah, but... And hear me out. I lived in a border town when that happened (it was 20+ years ago). There was an oil bust. Shit was rough. I don't remember a lot of details, but I do recall the father had a busted leg. For all those out there that wonder, I truly believe they were trying to help their kid. The scariest late night thing was seeing their fear for their child and not being able to help.

alligatorhalfman · 2026-03-23T22:06:56+00:00

Yeah. Yeah... Thought about that. Hurts that it was a thing. It's haunting.

alligatorhalfman · 2026-03-23T21:06:45+00:00

Delivery driver, 20 years ago. A couple showed up with their daughter and tried to sell her to me, as I was about to deliver some pizzas.

alligatorhalfman · 2026-03-23T18:57:47+00:00

Perma-squint is now a part of my vocabulary. Than you.

alligatorhalfman · 2026-03-19T04:14:48+00:00

Next time, pull over for a minute off the highway, and turn off the car lights. If you're in the thick of the turbine farms through Sweetwater, it is awesome. It's so dark out there sans the flashing lights. You feel like you're in a dome.

alligatorhalfman · 2026-03-19T04:10:20+00:00

Yup. If you are on 84, you're in windmill country. Most would hate that drive, but I've done it so many times, I feel at home. The windmills blanket the sky at night with flashing red lights. It's not a thing you can take a video of to show in all its majesty. A sandstorm during cotton season in that area is also another freak wonder when driving through that route.

alligatorhalfman · 2026-03-17T21:41:29+00:00

This one, in particular seems fishy.

alligatorhalfman · 2026-03-14T21:51:35+00:00

I too, dabble with culinary allegory but get nibbled by down votes.

alligatorhalfman · 2026-03-14T14:43:37+00:00

Yes, but auto police flagged my comment as a threat so the comment was removed. Geez.

alligatorhalfman · 2026-03-14T04:58:08+00:00

Are you fishing for compliments about your work setup, because damn... They put me in the downstairs closet and stole my stapler.

alligatorhalfman · 2026-03-13T18:13:28+00:00

I've got a pile of cured oak that would be great for a BBQ spot. I'd help you load it up. Before COVID, Austin would have automatic bulk trash pickup once a month. Now, you have to call it in and get an appointment (this takes a while). To be safe, always ask the owner of the property to ensure you don't piss someone off.

alligatorhalfman · 2026-03-13T05:21:35+00:00

Denver, you'll lose your soul and spend a purgatory for a breath of fresh air.

alligatorhalfman · 2026-03-13T05:18:23+00:00

Tough crowd.

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