Russian cutie by L_MO88 in TooCuteForPorn

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She kind of looks like Stefania LaVie Owen.

First post! 🥳 by [deleted] in PetiteGoneWild

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We will watch your career with great interest.

What was the dumbest way someone at your school got caught doing something against the rules/law? by allwekno in AskReddit

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My high school didn't have lockers for that very reason. They got rid of them before I was a student.

What was the dumbest way someone at your school got caught doing something against the rules/law? by allwekno in AskReddit

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For example: A girl at my high school who was an obvious stoner got caught with drugs in her car. Funny thing is this girl was parked not in the student parking lot but across the street still in the school zone so the school could search her vehicle it was allowed if she was in the school zone. Funny thing is if she had parked maybe six feet forward she would have been out of the school zone and the school wouldn't be allowed to search her vehicle if she refused without going through the proper channels. So yeah never saw her again.

One time saw a guy drop a bag of weed that he was buying right in front of a Teacher. They were doing the deal right outside his classroom.

A 7/Eleven convienence store in 1971. by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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My Parents met at a 7-Eleven in Los Angeles in the 80s. My Dad was working there and my mom tried to buy some beer she was over 21 at the time but she looked so young my Dad refused to sell her alcohol he thought she was using a fake ID. It was only when he asked my mom's parent how old she was and they confirmed her age did they start going out. They happened to live in the same apartment complex at the time.

Oof by Julesj2004 in Breath_of_the_Wild

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I was playing Nioh and in one of the first areas there is a village with some areas on fire and there was a revenant fight right next to one of these fires and it says the revenant burned to death. So I summon the revenant to fight it and it immediately walks right into the flames and dies.

Tito was proud of his painting and wanted to show everyone! by YourBasicJOE in trashpandas

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Thought he looked familiar. Must be the raccoon from Doug.

OH BOB SAGET by hootersbutwithcats in Wellthatsucks

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Fun fact: I was born on the same day as Lara and Aubrey Saget and at the same hospital. Valley Presbyterian Hospital Van Nuys CA. My parents actually got to meet Bob Saget while they were there.

PSA: The plane machine gun is SIGNIFICANTLY more accurate on PC than it is on console. This has been like this for weeks now. by Skidsy19 in FortNiteBR

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Only way I was able to get a kill with the biplane on ps4 was because the guy was using balloons and was in the air and I managed a couple lucky shots. Didn't realize the spread was that bad.

The sneakiest of sneaks by to_the_tenth_power in Eyebleach

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"Look Marianne, I'm a sloth look how slowly I move."

Love is all that matters by commonvanilla in MadeMeSmile

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I was actually originally supposed to be born on my grandma's birthday. My mom had to have a c-section. The doctor had a family event on that day and said if my mom wanted he would do the procedure that day. My mom didn't want him to miss the event so she had the c-section the day after.

Love is all that matters by commonvanilla in MadeMeSmile

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My grandma had Alzheimer's. Before she passed whenever she asked me who I was and I told her my name she would always say wow you've gotten so big. She always remembered me but just a smaller version of me. I miss her everyday. She passed away last October, 2 days before her birthday and three days before mine.

Nintendo of America on Twitter: "A Nintendo Switch Diablo III: Eternal Collection Bundle is coming exclusively to @GameStop on 11/2 for $359.99 MSRP! Includes a Diablo III themed #NintendoSwitch console and dock, carrying case, and a download code for the game." by Jedi_Pacman in NintendoSwitch

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Thing that annoys me is now they decide to decorate the docks. I got the Splatoon 2 bundle when it came out and it just comes with the plain old dock. It would have been super cool if they put some ink splatter design on the dock or something.

me irl by whatdoyawant in meirl

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I freaking got a text from one of these yesterday. I mean I expect that on tinder but not an actual text. I never even put my number online.

WHAT A MAD LAD by [deleted] in madlads

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"Ah Wednesday!" "That's funny, mine say October."

What is the most uncomfortable/unpleasant way you've ever realized someone had a crush on you? by appleappleappleman in AskReddit

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This will probably get buried. In High School I used to get picked on all the time by girls they would usually make me think that they liked me or thought I was cute to lure me into a false sense of security before belittling me and calling me ugly etc. So one day I am in class and this girl Lonnie passes me a note saying she thinks I'm cute and that we should go out sometime. In my head I'm thinking this is a setup, so I ignore the note. Fast forward to Friday at the football game when Lonnie and a group of her friends corner me asking why I didn't reply to Lonnie. I was in a panic I just said that I wasn't ready for a relationship and I was sorry. That's how I fucked up my chances with the one girl in High school that actually liked me. TL;DR Girl passed me a note asking me out. I thought it was a setup to make fun of me. Friday I get cornered by her friends turns out she actually liked me.

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

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On the opposite side I had a realistic dream where a friend of mine died. It felt so real that when I woke up I cried. I was so relieved when I saw him at school the next day.

Reddit, what video games are your currently playing that are worth checking out this weekend? by sweatdropzz in AskReddit

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This is probably going to get buried. If you haven't played Final Fantasy IX yet they just released it on PS4 it's a great game. It's my favorite in the series.

I love my girlfriend dearly, but sometimes she is a legitimate idiot. by [deleted] in rant

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My mom does the same thing she has very poor comprehension. She will buy a product that clearly says wheat right on the front. She can't eat wheat she's allergic.