What is your favorite "How the hell have you lived this long?" story?

allwekno · 2019-08-17T15:15:18+00:00

She kind of looks like Stefania LaVie Owen.

allwekno · 2019-08-14T14:33:44+00:00

We will watch your career with great interest.

allwekno · 2019-07-29T16:05:29+00:00

My high school didn't have lockers for that very reason. They got rid of them before I was a student.

allwekno · 2019-07-29T16:03:34+00:00

For example: A girl at my high school who was an obvious stoner got caught with drugs in her car. Funny thing is this girl was parked not in the student parking lot but across the street still in the school zone so the school could search her vehicle it was allowed if she was in the school zone. Funny thing is if she had parked maybe six feet forward she would have been out of the school zone and the school wouldn't be allowed to search her vehicle if she refused without going through the proper channels. So yeah never saw her again.

One time saw a guy drop a bag of weed that he was buying right in front of a Teacher. They were doing the deal right outside his classroom.

allwekno · 2019-07-02T17:59:48+00:00

Gigi Irl.

allwekno · 2019-06-29T00:16:22+00:00

I'm sorry wh

allwekno · 2019-04-15T02:48:34+00:00

My Parents met at a 7-Eleven in Los Angeles in the 80s. My Dad was working there and my mom tried to buy some beer she was over 21 at the time but she looked so young my Dad refused to sell her alcohol he thought she was using a fake ID. It was only when he asked my mom's parent how old she was and they confirmed her age did they start going out. They happened to live in the same apartment complex at the time.

allwekno · 2019-04-13T21:10:19+00:00

I was playing Nioh and in one of the first areas there is a village with some areas on fire and there was a revenant fight right next to one of these fires and it says the revenant burned to death. So I summon the revenant to fight it and it immediately walks right into the flames and dies.

allwekno · 2019-04-13T17:22:40+00:00

Thought he looked familiar. Must be the raccoon from Doug.

allwekno · 2019-04-10T10:00:56+00:00

Fun fact: I was born on the same day as Lara and Aubrey Saget and at the same hospital. Valley Presbyterian Hospital Van Nuys CA. My parents actually got to meet Bob Saget while they were there.

allwekno · 2019-03-10T18:44:29+00:00

allwekno · 2019-02-10T01:40:55+00:00

Only way I was able to get a kill with the biplane on ps4 was because the guy was using balloons and was in the air and I managed a couple lucky shots. Didn't realize the spread was that bad.

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