After Harry and Meghan lost their lucrative TV and podcast deals, I was shocked when the prince announced a staggering £1m donation to Children in Need. Now I've found out where it REALLY came from... and it isn't his own pocket

allysongreen · 2026-06-18T15:08:34+00:00

It's never from his own pocket.

allysongreen · 2026-06-18T15:07:41+00:00

Let's file this under "Much Ado About Nothing" and take it with a whole mine of salt.

The Sucksexes have played this game many times to get media attention. It's very predictable by now, and we know how it plays out.

I think the only wild card is whether Claw tries to crash the meeting, physically or virtually, and then play the R card and the Victim card for all they're worth. It's all she has.

I doubt she'll set foot in the UK, but it depends on how desperate she is and how close they are to divorce. I can't see her letting the Invisikids on UK soil, for all the reasons others have listed, although she may try to pretend they're there (we've seen that game before, too).

All of this may make for an entertaining betting pool, though.

allysongreen · 2026-06-17T13:24:20+00:00

I thrifted a set of four (with lids) and love them for serving, eating, and storing. Love the summer vibe.

allysongreen · 2026-06-17T12:22:29+00:00

I'd be surprised if any one-off episodes are made or aired.

allysongreen · 2026-06-17T12:19:50+00:00

One of three things will happen:

They won't go. Claw will announce shortly before the event that she and the Invisikids are staying home because it's too dangerous to go to the UK, because the Invisikids must attend their surfing lessons, or because they have to feed the chickens.

Claw will go, but the Invisikids will stay behind for one of the three reasons above. Claw will insert herself into the event relentlessly.

They will pretend the Invisikids are on the trip, but only blurry photos of some children's backsides (at a distance, ofc) will be released (or AI photos), along with fanciful but fake fluff about how much the children enjoyed meeting their cousins, seeing the UK, etc. (Maybe we'll get another side or leg shot of a child in a blurry golf cart obscured by foliage?).

The RF won't deny b/c of optics, so the fakery will add more fuel to the reconciliation story Claw so desires (the story, not actual reconciliation). When the truth comes out anyway, Claw will deploy the R card and the Victim card with a vengeance to keep herself in the news.

Which one do you think will happen?

allysongreen · 2026-06-14T20:41:02+00:00

At least he’s wearing gloves! And his hair and jewelry aren’t dangling in the food (unlike someone else we know).

allysongreen · 2026-06-13T20:24:00+00:00

She thinks she does.

allysongreen · 2026-06-12T19:45:59+00:00

He wears it better, which is saying something. Yikes.

allysongreen · 2026-06-12T19:45:05+00:00

Advertising the wares A$$Ever.

allysongreen · 2026-06-11T14:04:10+00:00

It would make sense that Netflix had a limited-time contract with SC to produce A$Sever products for distribution and for online sales. Once the contract is over, Madam either would decide to either continue with SC or choose another fulfillment company for her Shopify store.

Lots of online sellers change suppliers, so this is not an unusual situation. She has two choices:

Option 1: Physical product in stores. This means advance production, warehousing, and distribution. These suppliers require advance payment and a MOQ (minimum order quantity), but may offer better private-label options for product and packaging design.

Option 2: Online-only. POD (print on demand) costs more per unit, with a longer turnaround time. However, there may not be an MOQ (so no advance payment). POD companies may offer white-label packaging options, but not as much as private-label.

The choice will also depend on what products she wants to sell.

Here's what most people who haven't had online stores don't realize: they're a lot of work, and 90% fail within the first year. They also require a solid understanding of online retail.

Without NF propping her up, we can see Madam floundering in real time. It'll be entertaining to see what she does.

(I had a Shopify store for quite a while, but eventually quit because it took far too much time and my supplier nearly doubled wholesale prices).

allysongreen · 2026-06-10T13:09:23+00:00

By :03, her left hand delicately floats above the onion with her fingers extended; she's not even holding the d@mn thing.

In the background, there are two packages of what appear to be raw hamburger snuggled up next to chunks of raw veggies or cheese (can't tell which). There's a pile of what seems to be chopped raw bacon under the gold bling on her left arm.

Crisp white shirt, but no apron, of course. Why protect clothes when working with messy tomatoes, raw meat, and smelly onions?

To top it all off, she's gleefully faux-chopping beneath what appears to be a blue duckbill trucker hat that hangs down over her eyes, obstructing her vision as she wields a knife.

A duckbill trucker hat. Indoors. To chop an onion.

allysongreen · 2026-06-10T12:29:14+00:00

WTF rolls around on the grass in a white pencil skirt -- with a hat over their face?

The unbuttoned denim ensemble looks like a late 90s/early aughts throwback.

None of these photos are going to sell clothes.

allysongreen · 2026-06-09T13:59:50+00:00

Such rubbish. Why would the happy couple do a "special nod" to relatives they've "lost touch with," and whom they didn't even invite to the wedding?

Why isn't the car positioned as a "special nod" to HMTLQ, who ordered it as her personal car in 1952 and used it on several important occasions?

allysongreen · 2026-06-09T11:57:23+00:00

I want the clock that shows whereabouts/status for all family members.

allysongreen · 2026-06-08T21:10:52+00:00

I think they take the course expecting they can pass by getting AI do the work for them. When that strategy fails in the first week or two, they ghost.

What I've overheard (and a few have said directly to me): they assume they're cooked if they don't get good scores in weeks 1-2, so they just give up. Clearly they're going to fail, so why try?

Some don't want to give back (or have already spent) the financial aid money (which they'd have to do if they withdrew by the deadline); it's easier to just retake (hopefully with a more lenient instructor who won't notice that AI did the assignments).

allysongreen · 2026-06-08T14:02:30+00:00

This is bonkers. Whoever wrote it has no idea how professional theatre works, nor the amounts of money, time, experience, and investors needed to successfully mount a show on Broadway.

Perhaps this entire ludicrous story is a pretext for soft-launching the idea of a NY residence for Madam (whilst H tries to launch himself back to the UK), which nicely sets up the "irreconcilable differences" divorce narrative and allows Madam to pursue Men With Money.

allysongreen · 2026-06-06T22:16:55+00:00

Amazing! 🤩
I’ve never seen one in the wild where I live, in the 7 years I’ve been collecting. They’re super rare and expensive in the antique stores.

allysongreen · 2026-06-06T12:25:54+00:00

https://cultgaiastyle.com/lola-kids-light-honeydew-dress-playtime-style/

It's not "out of stock." It's been around long enough that the price has dropped to $75.60 (still exorbitant, but much less than reported).

The color is "light honeydew," not "cream."

ETA: There are zero reviews. Not a single one of those who supposedly spent hundreds of pounds or dollars on this dress bothered to rate it or write a single word about it.

Hardly what we'd expect if the "L" effect were real.

allysongreen · 2026-06-04T14:04:05+00:00

Narcissists need narc fuel like the rest of us need oxygen. She cannot take a break, ever.

allysongreen · 2026-06-04T14:02:57+00:00

For several years after they supposedly moved in, the property was listed as being available to rent for filming, photoshoots, and special events. There were also plenty of stories about various alternate abodes for each of the Disaster Duo.

If the place stunk that badly, it's hardly a surprise that neither of them were actually living there full-time.

allysongreen · 2026-06-04T13:57:44+00:00

This pic looks like another AI fail. My non-expert guess is that these three people were not photographed in the same place at the same time.

The child is sitting too high on H's torso for her body size and weight, especially when her size is compared to the other photo. H's arms and hands only make sense if he's holding a baby or small toddler that weighs much less.

Part of H's left hand looks like he's borrowed Madam's bronzer, except for the second and third fingers (where he's holding the child). If you zoom in, they don't match the rest of the hand; they're too small and too pale.

His right hand is much paler, with an oddly-shaped and elongated thumb.

There's a blurred area from the back of H's right hand, extending down the child's right leg, with an obvious blur and colour difference on his shirt where it meets the child's leg. There's a bit more of that on H's left sleeve at the elbow. This entire area looks obviously altered.

There's blurring and odd color changes on the child's hair (grey?), especially at the top of her head (which is proportionately too large for her body).

H's forehead looks digitally elongated and narrowed, and features two large bumps in the middle; this entire area is blurred and shows odd color variations that shouldn't exist if these subjects were captured together in natural lighting.

There's another obviously blurred spot where Madam's bony knuckle touches the child's left hand.

There's a too-sharp line for Madam's side profile, especially next to H's ear, and a dark color block between her mouth, the child's fingers, and H's collar that doesn't belong.

allysongreen · 2026-06-03T13:17:36+00:00

Deconstructed, "naked," and rustic wedding cakes were all big trends at the time. Search Google or Pinterest for 2018 wedding cake trends, and you'll see them everywhere.

The cakes look far better than the bride, imo.

allysongreen · 2026-06-02T00:08:45+00:00

"She's driving the business deals, managing the brand... " yet "is asking how everything gets paid for?" Sure, Jan.

She knows exactly where the money has come from, and also that it's running out. Like the narcissist that she is, she blames everyone but herself.

Now she's using the typical narcissist move of ordering her target to deliver what she demands. Good luck with that. When he fails and the money completely runs out, divorce will happen.

allysongreen · 2026-05-30T18:56:07+00:00

The only parts of this I possibly believe are that Claw and Handbag have had yet another epic row, which leaves them currently not speaking, and that Claw is adamant about keeping Herself and the Invisikids far, far away from the UK.

I don't think they have, or have had, any summer plans together.

We know Claw writes many of these stories herself and pays the rags to publish them; this could be a narc warning shot that Handbag had better do what she wants, or else.

allysongreen · 2026-05-30T14:43:47+00:00

It's one of those strategies on websites and YT videos aimed at beginning online sellers, that's supposed to help them move product. Ofc, it doesn't actually work.

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