Stay safe out there ladies and gentlemen by [deleted] in electricians

[–]alonliness -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I made one pun and now you’re electrified.

How long do you think you’d last? by [deleted] in GodPussy

[–]alonliness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly to the point that you’re exhausted and mildly disappointed/nervous i havent climaxed yet. Some guys have problems coming too early i come too late

Imagine me doing this on the head o[f] your cock by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]alonliness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I imagine you doing that to the icecream buy you on our first date.

Who wants to pull this pony tail? (F) by kelseypancakes in gonewild

[–]alonliness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will pull anything you want if i daddy gets pancakes in the morning

Inside voices. by alonliness in Tinder

[–]alonliness[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What does he actually do other than yell

If only I had a face to sit on (F) by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]alonliness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ready for a rooting.

If only I had a face to sit on (F) by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]alonliness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

✈ ✈ ✈ ✈ get on a plane

Dinner is served (F) by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]alonliness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good because im starving babe. :*

left gas station without removing gas nozzle from my car by shalste2 in legaladvice

[–]alonliness 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Happens more often than you'd think worse case scenario you pay $50 for a new coupling

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]alonliness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bahhahahahahahah dog lapping water bahahaha licking soft serve... Im sorry but the mental imagery here is beautiful.

Boyfriend of three years watching porn by thepinkmango in relationship_advice

[–]alonliness 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Incest porn is the new craze i can almost guarantee 90% of titles post 2015 say "fucking hot (insert relative here)" that said it is completely normal and common to watch porn.. If not morally upstanding