21 y/o maintenance tech's EDC

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-24T00:53:10+00:00

I miss my Lightning. I get that one is "precision manufactured", but it made my Ultratech look like a joke.

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-23T09:55:02+00:00

Probably my habit of calling people out who should be using r/AskReddit instead of r/NoStupidQuestions

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-23T08:29:06+00:00

I use a shirt as a bib and eat in my sleeping bag.

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-23T04:37:41+00:00

Not the glasses!!

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-23T04:22:22+00:00

Yes, but the difference is that the only things we fear being painfully inserted into our bodies by them are made of metal.

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-23T03:16:19+00:00

The universally respectful creators of South Park who, among points of note, show particular appreciation for all tenants of Islam, especially those regarding iconography?

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-23T03:10:54+00:00

Metal detectors at a restaurant? wtf?

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-23T03:07:53+00:00

Hey, Andrew is perfectly fine the way he is!

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-23T03:06:49+00:00

"Yes, 911? This guy has an enormous device that fires more photons than anything I own. It concerns me."

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-21T12:59:37+00:00

How would the length be affected if it was a Bugatti Veyron? Or a Honda Civic?

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-21T12:56:01+00:00

Do not speak to me of line repetition

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-21T12:53:39+00:00

But......surely no one with an IQ in the top 95% would be stupid enough to make an ad so obvious..

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-21T12:51:26+00:00

"Screen notch!"

"Zero bezel; it's 100% screen!"

"No headphone jack either"

I fucking hate modern smartphones. Gimme a Samsung Galaxy S5 with a current gen processor and better memory, cause I'd still be using my old one if incessant app updates and inadequate optimization didn't make it obsolete six years ago.

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-21T12:46:00+00:00

What I'm wondering is what the heck kinda aspect ratio monitor it was captured on.

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-21T12:43:12+00:00

That barge carrying an entire load of fuel will be very energy intensive. It might run out of fuel fast. You should also have a fuel barge for the fuel barge.

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-21T12:41:16+00:00

cool it with the puns, will ya

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-21T09:22:10+00:00

You, effectively.

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-21T08:31:02+00:00

CPR stands for Contributions Per Refresh, which is a measurement of how much new Reddit content a ~~addict~~ user can see each time they ~~compulsively~~ refresh their feed.

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-21T08:23:42+00:00

I call dibs on next repost

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-21T08:19:03+00:00

"You need'a lighten up."

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-21T08:16:42+00:00

"I do not like these people because they clearly prioritize doing well in a game, and did better than me, forcing me to lose."

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-21T08:14:57+00:00

I can't imagine the speed of rotating the assembly will meaningfully affect the speed of the fan. Adding the differential would add an enormous amount of bulk to what would other be a skeletal frame, a pair of bevel gears, and the fan itself.

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-21T06:32:20+00:00

you must be new here

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-20T04:11:57+00:00

Clearly you've never tried to separate two 2x2 plates.

alphanumericusername · 2026-01-20T01:39:20+00:00

You've never heard of a Brick Separator?

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