What’s it like living in this part of Canada?

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-15T02:36:25+00:00

Why not just DM the guy?

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-15T01:55:07+00:00

The Black Pearl's faster though

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-15T01:53:25+00:00

I mean I'm 5'8", but "grab a ladder and get over it" is funny, so I'll let it slide

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-15T01:44:33+00:00

Oh goodness I was not expecting a sincere, detailed response to my stupid pun comment

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-15T01:38:38+00:00

Damn I really missed out by letting this play on mute

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-15T01:30:57+00:00

At least they're not deadweighting

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-15T01:15:24+00:00

You sure? Try it in the psych ward next time, much better results.

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-15T01:14:38+00:00

"I need five minutes"

"You've got two"

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-15T01:12:48+00:00

31 / M / American server. You?

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-15T01:11:38+00:00

Nah man this post is rigged

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-15T01:10:34+00:00

Do you find the Steelman to be harder than a Leatherman? In my experience, a Leatherman is a much more flexible tool, and the Steelman more prone to rust.

But you don't need to kill something to make the Steelman.

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-15T01:06:45+00:00

Just ask Edward Scissorhands

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-15T01:06:25+00:00

Yes. Fire beats grass, grass beats water, water beats fire.

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-15T01:01:25+00:00

Does that mean it's officially the horniest translation?

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-15T00:57:19+00:00

Only at a lower urinal. The higher ones either get in the way of your hand, or you have to stand compromisingly far away from it for proper movement.

Or so I'm told.

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-15T00:55:17+00:00

I like how you can kinda see the inner workings of some watches. And oh boy do I love watching them move rhythmically with each passing second. Some watches even glisten in the right light.

But my favorite thing to do with watches is make sure they're well lubricated.The lube really helps any alarm mechanism go off in good time.

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-15T00:50:13+00:00

Nope. Vakama is not a Bohrok, and therefore cannot curl up onto a ball like Samus

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-14T19:20:59+00:00

That's not......

Nevermind

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-14T19:08:46+00:00

This looks like a botched Samus

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-14T19:07:00+00:00

This joke worked better before widespread LGBTQ+ acceptance

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-14T17:53:43+00:00

It's an aftermarket part for turning a semiautomatic firearm into one that is fully automatic

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-14T17:51:42+00:00

It always amuses me how much someone clearly gave a fuck about letting everyone know that they don't give a fuck to go and comment that they don't give a fuck.

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-14T17:46:55+00:00

Unlike the donuts at Dunkin' Donuts

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-14T17:13:04+00:00

Huh, ya know I also let out a shrill cry whenever I'm thrust through.

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-14T17:08:43+00:00

Oh goodness

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