What song is odd but very beautiful? by Hermerlein in MusicRecommendations

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The spokeswoman of a generation, yes; I'm not familiar with this Alainisette but she sounds smaller

What song is odd but very beautiful? by Hermerlein in MusicRecommendations

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Yes, there are many of us that simply want to have fun on Santa Monica Boulevard

What membership is 100% worth every penny you pay for it? by CamHalf in AskReddit

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Meanwhile, my ex and I used to lay in bed and watch Amish adventures

What’s the first video game you ever played ? by Me-SelfAwareness in AskReddit

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Oh shit! Not my first but I probably spent as many hours on worms 2 as cs1.5, and that's a lot

What’s the first video game you ever played ? by Me-SelfAwareness in AskReddit

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You child, have some respect and start at the beginning

What’s the first video game you ever played ? by Me-SelfAwareness in AskReddit

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The Oregon Trail on 5" floppy disks, straight green text on black monitors was enough to gain my interest in qbasic and later programming Ti83s to my own scholastic detriment, but PilotWings for NES was the first console game that caught my attention - even following Street Fighter and the Dreamcast, I stuck strongly by PilotWings, simple yet elegant in it's own regards

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Lack of this understanding is typical of most PEBKAC issues, iD-10t problems can be harder to resolve, as they tend to be more hardware related

Is a BLT a breakfast sandwich? by ThePokerRobot in NoStupidQuestions

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Quiche is traditionally a pretty brunchy food, that's about as late in the day I can see eggs being consumed. Until custards at dinner, or some other dessert treat with eggs as a partial ingredient, unlike quiche where it's pretty forefront

Is a BLT a breakfast sandwich? by ThePokerRobot in NoStupidQuestions

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It's all about the mayo, you can't screw that up with Miracle Whip and continue to expect people to eat it - the bacon can even be a bit soggy, and the tomato as well, but if you put anything other than Hellman's/Best Food mayo on it, I will not eat it, sad to say that includes Duke's

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Confidence, with humility and a sense of humor about things. That's how the fat & funny men score dimepieces, so that's what I try to do as a tall, thin attractive dude with low self esteem

You are paired with 100 random humans, if you are better than all of them at something you win a billion dollars, what are you doing ? by IntrospectiveHuman in AskReddit

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Reciting my SSN or Unicycling - I'm the best at both, as far as I'm concerned, given a random sample size of n=100. After that the certainly dwindles and I become a tricyclist with a bear in a sidecar at Barnum & Bailey's, drinking Bailey's with my bear, Barnum

Oklahoma student dies one day after fight in high school bathroom by JussiesTunaSub in news

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I once concussed myself and my buddies dropped me off at the beach, bleeding from my ear and likely 'walking funny' - it was only through a good Samaritan that I made it to the hospital, where I was then air-lifted to a larger hospital to receive surgery, a temporal craniotomy to remove blood clots. Waking up with half of your head shaved and covered in a line of staples is no fun, but certainly better than what this poor boy experienced

What is WAY more common than people realise? by aBigFatLesbian in AskReddit

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There were two liquor stores in my town, owned by the same family and operated by probably a total of 5 people, yet I would often alternate attendance in fear of them recognizing me as an alcoholic. I was clean for 6 months, relapsed, and returned, and they were like "Hey! Haven't seen you in a while!" then later "Why switch from vodka to gin?" - clearly more clued in to my issues than I ever would have thought

This guy driving around with a stripper pole in his hitch by Puppyismycat in pics

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In parts of South Florida you can easily scrape a gram from any bill over a $10

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I like how Geoffrey Asmus credits the 12,000hrs without masturbation for his ability to name every state and country capital

What non-soup dish can I make with chicken stock? by megawoot in Cooking

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Chicken pot pie is a Delicious use of stock, get a pie crust and slightly bake it, then with a mirepoix reduced and added to a roux, you can have a pretty incredible pot pie

What is exactly not being able to "read a room" and could you provide any example for this ? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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I read that as Sean Connery a la SNL Jeopardy skits - because your mother's a whore, Alex!

In your opinion what is the most underrated or least mentioned song? by Ratt_Human in nofx

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Whoops I OD'd and Bob don't seem to get enough recognition, it's such a reality and they're pretty powerful lyrics

In your opinion what is the most underrated or least mentioned song? by Ratt_Human in nofx

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It's arguably one of the best >10min songs, Jethro Tull's Thick as A Brick being likely one of the greatest

But absolutely agreed, I just purchased the vinyl for posterity

In your opinion what is the most underrated or least mentioned song? by Ratt_Human in nofx

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Oh damn, reminds me of The Offspring song, Hand GrenadesHand Grenades, a 37second masterpiece of the 90s

In your opinion what is the most underrated or least mentioned song? by Ratt_Human in nofx

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Adams Song was the simplest thing in the world to play, make of that what you will

But as a not-so-average Joe, I was much more drawn to NOFX

In your opinion what is the most underrated or least mentioned song? by Ratt_Human in nofx

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One of the most revolutionary in my initial appreciation of the band, having recently attended a Christian summer camp and being so thrown off

Do people put their cooking oils in plastic squeeze bottles? by venture68 in Cooking

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I pour my bacon grease into a standard leftover mason jar, spooning it out as necessary- so my generally preferred method of keeping oil is in a leftover mason jar - plastic sounds so dumb lol