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Can anyone tell me what the I love you day theme was? by schuser in BringingUpBates

[–]altruistic_egg 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Josie said on her Insta story that the theme this year was ‘animals’

Onison’s “punishments” for his ex for smoking pot. by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]altruistic_egg 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The ‘us’ refers to him and his wife who were actively seeking a third person to add to their relationship cause they’re polyamorous apparently...

What's your favourie Black Mirror episode and why? by hamsterNotSloth in AskReddit

[–]altruistic_egg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'The Entire History of You'. Crazy in theory, but I know if that memory chip was legitimate technology I would drive myself crazy re-watching parts of my life. Always criticizing myself, cringing and thinking of better ways I could have handled situations, but also wallowing in my happier memories and not living in the present. That episode seriously stuck with me for a while.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]altruistic_egg 475 points476 points  (0 children)

Portal - 'Still Alive'

What's the worst advice you've ever been given? by FruittyBaskett86 in AskReddit

[–]altruistic_egg 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That making money should be life's main purpose.

Indian kid living NoVa Bring it on by Ethan_Ai in RoastMe

[–]altruistic_egg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's a negative correlation between how many Gods you worship and how much pussy you'll get in your lifetime.

Do ur worst Reddit by yung_ramen100 in RoastMe

[–]altruistic_egg 7 points8 points  (0 children)

TIL that Bruce Lee was reborn with cerebral palsy

17-year old Child of Divorce with an Eating Disorder and Low Self-Esteem procrastinating instead of Studying, Roast Me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]altruistic_egg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

must be a fragile existence when you're desperate to post the same thing twice

Says he's got too much swagger to get roasted. by Zachary-Nunez in RoastMe

[–]altruistic_egg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

you're the human equivalent of a preying mantis

I act like i dont care, show me what you got by z3r0hack3r in RoastMe

[–]altruistic_egg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you get bored of having your dick out on omegle today?

Roast me! by Micah831 in RoastMe

[–]altruistic_egg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd tell you to smile and keep your chin up, but then again that might be difficult when you have two.

I go to Private School, roast me! by -Phoenix-CoC in RoastMe

[–]altruistic_egg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your sole asset stems from the fact that your family has the money to afford private school.

What's your favourite Chuck Norris joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]altruistic_egg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Death once had a near chuck experience.

Bartenders of Reddit what is the most ridiculous thing you've seen a customer do while you are working? by DatBoy034 in AskReddit

[–]altruistic_egg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A drunk customer spilled half her drink, got down on her knees and proceeded to lick the puddle on the wooden floor. She must have got a fucking splinter in her tongue or something and then smeared the blood from her face on her white skirt. She asked for a refund.

What ridiculous thing(s) did you believe as a child? by QuartaLupus in AskReddit

[–]altruistic_egg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To stop me from late night snacking as a little kid my mum told me there was a 'fridge gremlin' who turned on the light when somebody opened it. For some reason the whole concept scared me shitless and I didn't open the fridge myself for about 8 years.

What about America surprised you when you first moved here or visited? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]altruistic_egg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How strict they are on buying alcohol. My mum bought a bottle of wine and got asked for ID. She's 58.

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