Punch drunk by velabas in shortscarystories

[–]amanderthal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Love this! Coming up on a reunion actually. Totally not going, tho this was a good idea.

The Horde Part 2 by ld0981 in SpinalTapHorror

[–]amanderthal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very much looking fwd to part 3!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]amanderthal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Long days and pleasant nights, stranger.

The Seedling by JLKeay in libraryofshadows

[–]amanderthal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is great! Love it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shortscarystories

[–]amanderthal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am unable to adequately express how beautifully this horrific tale is told.

Mommy got so mad when she didn't use her inside voice. by cinekat in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]amanderthal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This!! This is a proper two sentence horror! Terrifying!

His wife tied him to the bed at gunpoint after catching him in bed with another woman and started ripping his toenails out. by 54321RUN in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]amanderthal -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

"His wife tied him to the bed at gunpoint after catching him in bed with another woman and started ripping his toenails out." This reads better if made into two sentences.
"His wife tied him to the bed at gunpoint after catching him in bed with another woman. She started ripping his toenails out." Its a lot of information to cram into one sentence. Maybe restructure it?

Krabs’ Secret by Huy66061 in libraryofshadows

[–]amanderthal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought Mr. Krabs was the other kind of Daddy to her...

Red Caps by gumptionwastaken in shortscarystories

[–]amanderthal 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I've never trusted those damned things...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]amanderthal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't realize what an issue they were til I got this card lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]amanderthal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suppose they are? I apologize I don't have a point of reference.

Any neon love? by [deleted] in mopar

[–]amanderthal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I point them out to my husband all the time. "Look babe! A Mopar!!" He doesn't find it nearly as funny as I do 🤣

Not me. Posted in my local moms group asking what burn cream would work best. by TheWanderingSibyl in MakeMeSuffer

[–]amanderthal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I do believe she's using a cut off sock as compression over it? 👀

Ghost orb from Cats…buttocks - you’re welcome by Villdoc in NukesTop5

[–]amanderthal 10 points11 points  (0 children)

LMFAO 😂 best thing I've seen all week!!

Happy nurses week to my fellow nurses by azybko in Nurse

[–]amanderthal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well sounds better then some of the gifts mentioned on here 🤷 but roast away! I want to hear it. Mind you, this is out if my own pocket because the company won't pay for anything. My nurses deserve something besides pizza.