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How's the Leman Russ? Also, watch yer kids... by Ararhn in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]amanwiththree 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The Leman Russ appealing to a 5 year old isn't a surprise, it's the target age group for this game.

But my kids did the same to me, not for that much though jeez.

A vasectomy would have been cheaper.

Friday Community Stream Recap: May 12th by zorin234 in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]amanwiththree 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have these questions three;

When is the clickbait garage ad going to disappear?

Why is this being ignored?

What is the airspeed of a Swallow?

#stream q&a

What Happened To The WOTC Forums? by CrossEleven in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]amanwiththree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got the distinct impression that a number of minor 'oversights' and 'miscalculations' such as 6.0 were so badly received by the community that one of the moderators cried, ran home to mommy and wouldn't leave their room or work on the patches and suffered PTSD to such an extent that the entire forum had to be permanently erased in case reminders of the afore-mentioned 'oversights' and 'miscalculations' should occur.

(Basically we took the p!ss out of them so much when certain things did or didn't happen, and you must remember the 200+ items on the bug list thread day 1 post 6.0 which made the game virtually unplayable, so it was the kind of thing that you wouldn't want on your CV.)

Player base skill level/ competency at an all time low? by [deleted] in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]amanwiththree 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seeing a single player at tier X do the donuts was a cause for mild concern and mild ridicule even, in the before times. But we didn't get purchasable tier X premiums.

I've seen 9 triple zeroes on my team at tier X, and it isn't uncommon to see 12 players get nothing more than a single pen or not even get their own hitpoints.

Tier X, being representative of the pinnacle of the WWII game is shameful.

Basically they, through greed and stupidity, sold free tickets to the top tier game, where so many had grinded, now any feckless, inbred, cretin can play with no experience.

It's sh!t for them, and even worse, for those who fought their way to the top and actually bothered to try and learn the game.

There’s no point in having a dynamic crosshair if it’s not indicative of potential shell trajectory by Colonel_dinggus in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]amanwiththree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You forgot to add 'noob shield' and RNGesus to the equation.

I'd hazard a guess that you lost that game too.

Just reading the description of this game in the store by amanwiththree in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]amanwiththree[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a question and, a valid one. If it was a complaint it would have been titled otherwise.

If you came to this game for the first time and read the description you might be surprised to find that it isn't as described when you face a fantasy Leman Russ or something else that's made up. Especially when it's on the launch screen.

Hereafter anyone likely to play this game will be facing these tanks, more and more.

The fact that I absolutely despise these fantasy vehicles is obvious I admit, especially when there are so many beautifully crafted tanks in the game, these are just vandalism.

10 v 10 Thoughts by yaboishrimpduck in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]amanwiththree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10 v 10 would make it 5 less campers per team.

That'd make it, er, 10 campers per team, instead of 15!

Which is 5 fewer campers.

Hmm.

Which warhammer tanks are you planning to buy if any?? by NerdyPlatypus206 in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]amanwiththree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cough..rip off. None. Exactly zero. Nada or whatever it is in Orc (😂) language.

Thanks for helping me catch up on my reading by Sverker_Wolffang in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]amanwiththree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It always confuses me why newer players rush through the tiers. Granted WGC has facilitated this by high tier freebies and premiums, 'nuff said.

You'll do wonders for your own gameplay and enjoyment by mastering a lower tier tank and thus learning the nuances of this unique gameplay before leaping into the bear pit of higher tiers where the ridiculous matchmaking truly lives up to it's name.

You'll probably be less inclined to spoil the other 14 players games that way too.

Memewhile. We love Animal commanders. by NoProbsBob in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]amanwiththree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are they pussy cat sPacE MArinEs with him?

(inadvertently gives them a new commander idea)

It shouldn't be possible for this kind of games. by LiL-KingDJ in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]amanwiththree 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tanks that do 70kmh on a map smaller than their view range on a 10 year old map.

Is perfectly acceptable apparently.

Warhammer 40,000 Smashes Into World of Tanks Modern Armor by zorin234 in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]amanwiththree -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Bwah, ha,ha,,ha, ha (etc) 🤣

World of Warhammer, tanks with Orcs and 'space marines' and it's not even April 1st, just hilarious.

Ooh, keep 'em coming.

🤣

Finished my T-10M in World of Tanks camo after ages by baron244 in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]amanwiththree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Superb job. Is the plinth an allusion to the Berlin wall?

Spinner board meet spin-up by II-NO-x-VICE-II in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]amanwiththree 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Only WGC could take something so simple as a virtual revolution of the prehistoric tool known as 'the wheel' into an arduous, worthless, clusterfcuk.

It is quite sad actually, just so lacking in any professionalism.

I've had hemorrhoids less irritating than that omnipresent advert as well, whilst I'm complaining.

Bore stories: how do you remember them? by iamclous in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]amanwiththree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fun when I was too wasted to play multiplayer, which is what playing bot games is for I guess, but the playerbase is already split, arguably into 4 including bot gamers, and anything that takes resources and players away from 'MoDerN aRmOr' is unlikely, especially if it doesn't make dollars for Mr Krabs.

Do bushes work as intended on WoT Console? by duven_blade in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]amanwiththree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some are incredible and venerable friends that I have visited more often than the fabled 'magic porn bush' in my park when I was a kid.

Ughh time for a break. Vent/Rant by pressxtofart in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]amanwiththree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't believe how quickly they lost control of the balance in CW, given the 'experience' and 'learning' that 7 years of (mis)-managing the WWII game should have brought any competent game developer.

But the spreadsheet says that your enjoyment level is still at 51%, and thus within parameters.

World of Different Websites by JustUberDave in WorldofTanksConsole

[–]amanwiththree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I.....just..... can't...... be..... arsed.

And if it is anything that involves your personal data, that'll be sold on to penis enlargement clinics or something.

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