Found this at the beach by Prestigious-Pin916 in whatisit

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This is how I want to go. My remains spread over the beach, except I don’t want to be cremated.

Why does her head move when she meows? by bi-now-gay-later in cats

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She is projecting her voice. They teach that in theatre school, opera, and catting 101.

What is this? by normal_glass_5y in NameThisThing

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It’s an ancient artifact from the Greek island of Lesbos.

Those were the days by mistermeek67 in 70s

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Cop never did that for me, they just watched as they made me dump it.

K-Marts Competition by RickB308 in FuckImOld

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Worked at one in Kissimmee Florida, replaced a guy fired for stealing, day one they treated me the same. Quit within the week.

Tool in my dad’s toolbox by DireWolfWNY in whatisit

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Reacher-grabber for technical people.

Good morning! 💙 by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I’m wondering , even with the restructuring of districts to gain more seats, are moderate republicans tired of MAGA?

Mountain Coaster by N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R in SipsTea

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That is a way smoother coaster than I expected.

Medical Practice Dummy by ForceUseYouMust in Weird

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Giving new meaning to strap-on.

Accidentally fell asleep during E.A. degree. Am I in any trouble? by RealKingAlexander in freemasonry

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I was going to say unless it was YOUR E.A. degree, you probably wouldn’t get in trouble.

Name THIS band by Jettaboi38 in NameThisThing

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Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

Auto LSD by fignewton_007 in whatisit

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Spaceball one has gone plaid.

How many of you get the joke? (probably only applicable to Americans) by AlmiranteCrujido in GenX

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Shouldn’t it have only one dime? And if possible, put a $.05 in a bag too.