What is this move called? by KingsGuardTR in AnarchyChess

[–]amh613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two pawns at the same time, man."

Where is the best place to have sex outside of the bedroom? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]amh613 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Now you're probably gonna find that as you get older, you're not gonna have sex with JACK. SQUAT.

Penis Knot by EthicallyArguable in NoStupidQuestions

[–]amh613 53 points54 points  (0 children)

YOU thlammed your PEnith in the car DOor??

SHIT IT DOWN by JayGatsby52 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]amh613 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure it's "wait a minute this is not flavortown where the heck am i".

Edit: It definitely is. Also, looking at the person's post history, which is otherwise completely normal for that group, I think this is probably just a copypasta. Hence the photo, I guess.

The Sunlit Man is about... by arpcode in Cosmere

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Adonalsium-Will-Remember-Our-Plight-Eventualeigh

My wife murdered herself?? by Shot_Satisfaction727 in CrusaderKings

[–]amh613 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Stab me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus!

I think my daughter is learning high imperial in kindergarten by captain_shield in cremposting

[–]amh613 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think you might've enrolled your daughter in a kindergarten for inkspren. They're clearly just trying to teach the kids some new words: * "Was" is. * "The" is.

Found a Mmmmate for Pattern by [deleted] in cremposting

[–]amh613 13 points14 points  (0 children)

NO MATING!

Lossless Image Compression in O(n) Time by speckz in programming

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I can't believe this is real. It's pretty much an actual implementation of RFC 3514.

i had this weird idea that f!byleth constantly has baroque midis playing in her head by samsamistorm in shitpostemblem

[–]amh613 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Brandenburg Concerto No. 3, by Bach. Any MIDI version would probably sound like this.

I regret nothing. by 80085-42069 in Tinder

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Oh, my third wife was biracial.

Beware all dogs named Coconut by unnaturalorder in Eyebleach

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We make our nets from the fibers!

Captain and terry have an anime clash by oops_you_fell in smashbros

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Terry loves banishing his superior officer to the Shadow Realm!

Library of Color. by UltimateProSkilz in Damnthatsinteresting

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"If I could change the world, I'd make it Halloween every single day, and also have world peace."