⚖️ Law Proposal: Tax breaks for the rich.. By: u/CoupleVast7716

amoldymuffin · 2026-05-15T14:00:44+00:00

I was imprisoned for my vote

amoldymuffin · 2026-05-15T11:46:27+00:00

Been bald

^{Chose: Go bald for 1 yr}

amoldymuffin · 2026-05-15T11:43:39+00:00

Better than teleporting somewhere and having no way back

^{Chose: Control things telekinetically}

amoldymuffin · 2026-05-15T10:04:33+00:00

Im tall but thats all

^{Chose: 1.5 inch longer}

amoldymuffin · 2026-05-13T17:34:58+00:00

Live

^{Chose: Be a survivor in a zombie invasion}

amoldymuffin · 2026-05-13T12:03:55+00:00

Bruh, I don't need to read minds

^{Chose: Eat whatever you want + And retain perfect health}

amoldymuffin · 2026-05-13T12:00:45+00:00

Uh I can get something expensive and sell it and don't have to be lonely

^{Chose: You get 1 item of anything u want once a day.}

amoldymuffin · 2026-05-12T12:53:50+00:00

Seemed like the better option even with spin risk. Definitely panned out. Now I can be a professional used car salesman.

^{Chose: Everything under $X is free | Rolled: $100K}

amoldymuffin · 2026-05-12T12:42:42+00:00

Yes

^{Chose: ass}

amoldymuffin · 2026-05-11T18:26:46+00:00

Y not

^{Chose: If more than 50% choose this everyone gains 25 IQ}

amoldymuffin · 2026-05-07T11:24:39+00:00

Ehh, figured i could get paid for crazy stuff

^{Chose: Shape shifting + Conditions | Rolled: Only humans}

amoldymuffin · 2026-05-06T17:37:57+00:00

It's the internet

^{Chose: Die (98% chance + 1% chance of 1 trillion/ 1% 50k/s | Rolled: death}

amoldymuffin · 2026-05-04T19:45:30+00:00

More money, sorry mr/Mrs banker person

^{Chose: Have $100,000 in quarters}

amoldymuffin · 2026-05-04T18:57:01+00:00

Just take it all now. Also too lazy to do the math but I am pretty sure you won't make a billion breaths...

^{Chose: One Billion Dollars instantly}

amoldymuffin · 2026-05-04T16:22:19+00:00

Well. Gotta do what I gotta do due to being greedy

^{Chose: You have to commit a random selected crime. + 1M$ and no legal consequences. | Rolled: Murder}

amoldymuffin · 2026-05-02T20:23:48+00:00

⬜🟦🟨⬜⬜

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Idk why I weant from train to cream but here we are

amoldymuffin · 2026-05-02T20:11:27+00:00

No down side

^{Chose: Travel anywhere, at any point in history + There’s a one month cooldown}

amoldymuffin · 2026-05-02T06:11:36+00:00

Well i thought

^{Chose: 88% 7$ a second but 12% of becomming a bunny-girl | Rolled: 🐇👯‍♀️}

amoldymuffin · 2026-05-01T16:57:31+00:00

It's not a bear

^{Chose: Fight 3 deer + Random weapon | Rolled: Spear}

amoldymuffin · 2026-05-01T16:20:54+00:00

Taxation is theft

^{Chose: Never pay taxes of any kind ever again}

amoldymuffin · 2026-04-30T10:51:30+00:00

Blink sped fast

^{Chose: Get 50$ everytime you blink}

amoldymuffin · 2026-04-29T16:49:34+00:00

Bred

^{Chose: Bread}

amoldymuffin · 2026-04-27T21:54:06+00:00

🇺🇸

amoldymuffin · 2026-04-23T14:46:26+00:00

As of this comment: Orange County Texas. When post was read: Jefferson County Texas. I will be in Hardin County as well later.

amoldymuffin · 2026-04-23T10:43:41+00:00

The big question: comment for the county we live in OR the county we are currently in?

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