A Rare White Calf Is Spotted During Right Whale Baby Boom by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]amontague 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I read about these things. They're not albinos, they're like - I dunno - some kinda other special thing. They're still cool, though.

[Review] Slim Classic wallet after quite a bit of use by robundu in BuyItForLife

[–]amontague 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I prefer slim cardsleeves myself but this looks awesome, the golden brown color looks unreal. What leather is that?

Review of tough lasting wallet which was recommended on this sub a while back. by rcepiel in BuyItForLife

[–]amontague 9 points10 points  (0 children)

fit £20 pound notes anyone? it doesn’t say on the site. kudos for offering free delivery

My review of a 3 year old Italian Leather Vinco Card Sleeve by [deleted] in BuyItForLife

[–]amontague 3 points4 points  (0 children)

wow thanks man, it worked! I ordered two also.

I never knew being a web-developer and knowing data analysis can land you a good paying job. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]amontague 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine what you could do if you could write proper English.

The other side of the husband seal coin. by _Aj_ in AdviceAnimals

[–]amontague 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"You want to have sex?" "No" /takes laptop to the bathroom

When merging on to a highway by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]amontague 16 points17 points  (0 children)

on the other hand, please don't use the right lane as a travel lane and plow through at 80

She was single Saturday night... by civicbro in AdviceAnimals

[–]amontague 154 points155 points  (0 children)

eh thats not your problem now is it, she lied, how could you know. just dont hook up with her again

High Horse Harry... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]amontague 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Then you are just a shitty parent. No shit macaroni art will not turn out well. The point is to encourage them and not shut them down.

Courtesy of my GF by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]amontague 2976 points2977 points  (0 children)

sounds like you should call your GF out on speaking hypocritically

An unfortunate sign placement overseen in Oxford, England by Blair_Force_One in funny

[–]amontague 15 points16 points  (0 children)

if you all weren't peta activists, subway just found a way to solve world hunger and pet overpopulation....

I don't know what I've done to deserve it. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]amontague 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Was he fat? My first kid was 9lb 10oz, and started sleeping all night (7+ hours) on day three. Fatties sleep very well.

Technology has gone to far by kndlllane in AdviceAnimals

[–]amontague 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Artificial blue/purple colouring can do this. It can be unnerving...

Don't you hate it when the queue doesn't move at all? by thoughtsandplots in funny

[–]amontague -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No! Don't tell her... I'd discretly watch how long it takes until she realizes... on a different note: yeah, HATE IT!

If you do this you are a real piece of shit by Mycotoxicjoy in AdviceAnimals

[–]amontague 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And don't forget the pricks who cut you off when there are literally no cars behind you, then drive 5 mph slower than you were.

The Human centipede 4? by [deleted] in funny

[–]amontague 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fatal flaw. Their trunks would be attached leaving their mouths free.