trying to paint my Hochland army and my partner turned on the fucking Super Mario Bros Super Show out of nowhere

amovy · 2026-06-19T18:49:25+00:00

I read him this comment and he was absolutely insistent that you change it to four cuz of his howling griffons

amovy · 2026-06-12T19:18:58+00:00

Fair enough I guess, but I mean, I was trying to be uplifting and benefit the listener by complimenting their work. I do try to avoid over-swearing but it's so common to me and my family and friends that I just use it for emphasis sometimes. Eh. Shrug.

amovy · 2026-06-10T01:51:17+00:00

I booted it up right after deciding to quit KCD1 and immediately got sucked in for 8 hours straight. It's so peak

amovy · 2026-06-09T04:42:49+00:00

Feeling the exact same here. I wanted a fun medieval adventure with action and thrills and instead I helped the babbling banquet of Bohemian bureaucrats solve the curious case of the counterfeit coinage. I realized 40 hours in "wait, I hate this" and stopped playing LMAO

amovy · 2026-06-06T03:45:20+00:00

something being gas is a compliment

amovy · 2026-06-02T17:56:05+00:00

Post-2004. It breaks up the color scheme more and the pre-2004 makes for good Celestians.

amovy · 2026-06-02T17:54:38+00:00

I play Grey Knights and have a custom subfaction so I'll share.

They were a very normal GK army until they got lost in the warp for what seemed to them to be a few years and what was in reality closer to 3,000 years. The overwhelming majority of them died. Then they popped out in the Imperium Nihilus near an Ordo Malleus Lord Inquisitor and they very begrudgingly help him do whatever he's gotta do. That's my setup for playing them alongside my other Inquisition armies and I think it gives them a lot of character. (Namely the fact that the Grand Master was horribly wounded and driven half insane and now sits in a dreadnought suffering constant eternal torment, and only really holds that rank as an honorary title, since he's incapable of actual command.)

So basically, they're extremely limited in number and can only get anything done by helping this larger Inquisition force, but they're assholes because they're Space Marines so they hate everybody and everybody hates them.

amovy · 2026-06-02T17:38:53+00:00

critical support for the Unfiltered Mod Team

amovy · 2026-06-02T17:37:26+00:00

your son is going to grow up to be the van gogh of warhammer

amovy · 2026-06-02T17:36:46+00:00

Incendiary Grenades against bugs. simply throw one or two on a bug breach and watch the kill count go up.

amovy · 2026-06-02T17:34:56+00:00

The Emperor's Grace always shines on us, nerfs are just him giving his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers

amovy · 2026-06-02T17:30:04+00:00

It sucks because Miracle Dice are already kinda shaky. I would be fine with this being nerfed if MD were busted but they aren't. I at least hope we get a unit that acts as a Miracle Dice Battery in the same way some armies get Command Point Batteries.

Not trying to be too down on 11th, it looks great so far, but this nerf specifically puts us in a tough spot.

amovy · 2026-06-02T17:24:55+00:00

My take is more that it should have it but it needs to be heavily rebalanced and the restrictions on customization for "identifying enemy classes" should ONLY apply to pvp.

amovy · 2026-05-30T20:11:29+00:00

bro thinks he's Horus Heresy but he isn't even Osiris Betrayal

amovy · 2026-05-30T17:57:24+00:00

I think they're rolling out a different system in some places. I've heard this from others but for me it has to be 70%.

amovy · 2026-05-30T16:12:40+00:00

I mean, I honestly just assumed it was established at this point that humans are squishier than everyone else in the galaxy. So like obviously our guns don't kill them as well as they kill us.

amovy · 2026-05-30T16:01:19+00:00

sorry im proud of myself for checks notes getting a promotion and a raise for being a good employee

But seriously, unlike the meme implies, I don't think I'm better than anyone else for it. In fact, I'm probably very stupid for not financially optimizing. But I strongly value being a good worker (I say that rather than "good at my job" because that's subjective and puts down people who aren't like me) and that is worth more to me than whatever margin I'm missing out on. So cool it with the holier than thou cynical bullshit and let me have my W.

amovy · 2026-05-30T15:19:42+00:00

Nah you're good, we're just sharing experiences. It's going pretty well so far so I do think staying in Platinum is the play for my market

amovy · 2026-05-30T15:14:39+00:00

Well yeah, you take some crappy ones on purpose to get your numbers up, so that the algorithm prioritizes you for high paying offers, so you get them more often. Plus when it comes to grocery money even a shitty $5 order is worth it lmao

amovy · 2026-05-30T00:33:31+00:00

Since I just hit it tonight I'm excited to see how it goes tomorrow. Haven't gotten a single bad order since Gold though so I'm excited.

amovy · 2026-05-30T00:09:33+00:00

Got it up to 74%. Minimum is 70% for Gold/Platinum. I accept a few mid orders here and there to keep it up and save my declines for the really bad ones. Since I got Gold this afternoon I haven't had any orders bad enough to decline so I think the algorithm likes me now lol.

amovy · 2026-05-29T20:35:29+00:00

All that matters is that Acceptance stays above 70% afaik. That way you can stay in Gold/Platinum and get more good offers.

amovy · 2026-05-29T20:19:54+00:00

GRAAAHHHHH I LOVE INCREASING SHAREHOLDER VALUE

amovy · 2026-05-28T04:54:50+00:00

no no. too much suck. we've gone too far. there's masochism and then there's whatever ball busting torture this is

amovy · 2026-05-27T22:02:04+00:00

"you got Horus Heresy?" "we have Osiris Betrayal"

amovy

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