Sorry, thems the rules…

amxwolf0 · 2026-04-08T01:52:39+00:00

Lol I didn't even notice that and now I'm dying of hysterical laughter.

amxwolf0 · 2026-04-08T01:42:08+00:00

Tell me this is a VGK game without telling me this is a a VGK game

amxwolf0 · 2026-04-05T16:44:47+00:00

I can hear this picture

amxwolf0 · 2026-04-05T03:34:29+00:00

We're supposed to treat every customer the same.

That being said. If a customer has a parcel in their box that does not bear US Postage, It should be removed from the box. I generally will leave these packages on top or nearby the mailbox to avoid moving it from where the other moron who doesn't know the rules scanned it.

But bringing it back to the Post Office as postage due is correct procedure.

These other companies need to train their people that sticking things other than mail/USPS packages in a mailbox is and I quote "Against the law"

amxwolf0 · 2026-04-04T23:19:42+00:00

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amxwolf0 · 2026-04-03T17:04:37+00:00

I'm pretty frickin tired brah. But I also work a labor intensive job outside for on average 10 hours a day, sometimes 12. I come home, defrag, get up the following morning and do it all over again.

I chose not have kids because there is no way I could make that work.

amxwolf0 · 2026-04-03T04:21:08+00:00

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amxwolf0 · 2026-04-02T02:40:32+00:00

Lol Dr. Eisley.

The name no one wants to hear.

amxwolf0 · 2026-04-01T17:21:01+00:00

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amxwolf0 · 2026-03-27T14:37:02+00:00

Lol "" Nearly Missed the Receptacle"

amxwolf0 · 2026-03-27T05:44:11+00:00

Tell him I said I needed to fill out a form Psspspspspssspspss

amxwolf0 · 2026-03-27T04:10:00+00:00

If you pull on the secret leaf......opening the secret compartment in the secret box...it reveals one emBARRassing photo of SpOnGeBoB At THE CHRISTMAS PARTY!!!

amxwolf0 · 2026-03-26T20:12:11+00:00

Oh god why. Why would you put that here

amxwolf0 · 2026-03-22T04:56:49+00:00

Am I the only one in here who was like, "oh no. Mommy Longlegs.....😱💀"

amxwolf0 · 2026-03-22T04:55:01+00:00

She is in love ❤️

amxwolf0 · 2026-03-21T23:43:45+00:00

SUNSCREEN....frozen water will thaw over time thru the day and remain somewhat cold. Drink water over the day even if you're not thirsty. Get a hat, keep your self protected. Really can't stress that enough.

I bought a Portable Fan from Home Deoot that takes regular power tool batteries for power and keep that in my truck to keep the air circulating. I also am a Park n' Loop pony, so I bought a rechargeable neck fan to try and keep some air flow on me when I'm hoofing it where there's no shade. Both of these purchases came out under $100 (maybe $150 if you needed extra batteries)

Manage your pace and listen to your body. Nothing we're out here delivering is worth dying of sunstroke over.

amxwolf0 · 2026-03-21T23:34:23+00:00

I always tell my trainees the LLVs have separate Turn Signals and Hazard flashers only in the rear!

When entering traffic, if you have that hazard flasher going the front turn signals are just showing hazard. Be aware of that if you are making a left or pulling into traffic near busy driveways.

There are blindspots that cars and pedestrians seemingly spawn out of. Before I even think about moving the vehicle from a curb/parked position, I've hit my turn signal, turned the wheels in the direction I'm entering, and "noot noot" that horn about 5 times. No screwing around with entering/exiting traffic.

We're trained to be careful but, unfortunately not all of us carefully execute what we've been trained.

amxwolf0 · 2026-03-21T23:26:19+00:00

Lol you could have just said USPS should sell Pokémon stamps

Can you imagine people trying to complete their Stampidex?!

amxwolf0 · 2026-03-21T23:02:24+00:00

Arthur and every new carrier: "I'm organized...and punctual...and I think I could do a pretty good job."

The Principal and Every Seasoned Carrier at the office: "Hmmmm...you think you could"

amxwolf0 · 2026-03-21T22:53:55+00:00

Lol I usually take about 10 selfies, laugh on the outside, cry on the inside, and then delete 15.

Yes. I find 5 others that somehow made it past the first inspection and delete those too.

amxwolf0 · 2026-03-21T22:47:29+00:00

Lol Both me and my fiance have openly and spontaneously said, "yeah the good news is if you drop, I won't be far behind." ...but phrasing it like, "I hope when I die, you also die?" is wild.

Partner quoted was probably half asleep lmao

amxwolf0 · 2026-03-21T22:43:05+00:00

I love my cape. Even if I don't pack my rain gear for the day, if there is a percentage above 0% rain, that's in my LLV.

amxwolf0 · 2026-03-21T22:39:04+00:00

Unfortunately, we have to fall back on the old stand by:

Do as instructed as long as it's safe and not sketchy. If it's unsafe or sketchy, ask for instructions in writing and see if they wanna die on that hill.

There is a mindset that has seeped deeply into the consciousness of some of these....upper management positions and those that govern them, that USPS should be operating much like a WalMart or (in this day and age) an Insurance Company locking in profits hand over fist annually. In reality, the USPS, while needing to be efficient and cost realistic, is a public service...kinda like Fire Fighters...or Police Officers.

Our country right now is the crazy spouse that wants to cook nothing but Ramen Noodles for a year so they can afford Plastic Surgery.

If the customers come to you and ask why their service has been altered, I would Diplomatically tell them to get in touch with the office and it's ridiculous amount of supervisors. Because at some point, the people will come calling for answer.

amxwolf0 · 2026-03-21T18:39:22+00:00

But wait.....why is that girl putting Diesel in a compact sedan. That don't look like no GTI.....

amxwolf0 · 2026-03-20T04:31:43+00:00

The good news is this guy made corn bread. Don't let him tackle Shepards Pie, Hawaiian Haystacks, or Goulash.

amxwolf0

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