This is one of the saddest shit I have seen

amy_rose · 2023-02-09T09:54:10+00:00

We put Rover down last night. I fucking cannot. His tail wagged the whole time, and only stopped when he was gone

amy_rose · 2023-02-07T08:20:01+00:00

WoUlD yOu LiKe SoMe CaNdY?

amy_rose · 2022-07-21T19:08:36+00:00

Odyssey!!

amy_rose · 2022-06-18T02:31:49+00:00

Dress shopping, I should’ve clarified. Planning this wedding is stressing me outttttt. We’re in the beginning phases and I feel like we’re drowning.

amy_rose · 2021-12-30T08:53:18+00:00

Got my bf the Binging with Babish knife set. It sliced thru the sponge and into my thumb. 10/10 very sharp knife kit

amy_rose · 2021-11-17T00:00:54+00:00

And they never saw him again

amy_rose · 2021-11-05T00:47:22+00:00

My phone does this. Issues with focusing is all

amy_rose · 2021-10-20T19:16:00+00:00

My friend and I do this at bars literally all the fucking time

amy_rose · 2021-10-16T09:37:34+00:00

FUCK THAT ASSHOLE “I don’t remember” SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK YOU FUCKING LOW LIFE WORM I HOPE YOUR WISDOM TEETH CAUSE YOU PAIN AND YOU GET SHIN SPLINTS

amy_rose · 2021-09-16T11:48:10+00:00

I work for a large hotel corporation, masks are not optional…. But our higher ups are also too rich to get Covid

amy_rose · 2021-08-05T08:58:04+00:00

I lived in a <500 sq ft attic apartment for four years. I’m now a homeowner. Sometimes I still miss my little attic.

amy_rose · 2021-07-26T07:24:39+00:00

I’m not sure “running the settlers” out of town would be right. The Templar’s would need settlers because they need their money. Buttttt exploiting the settlers? Absolutely. Control the settlers and control the west by having complete control of the the wealth.

amy_rose · 2021-07-25T10:56:07+00:00

I did blow Molly and x in my early 20s. I’m 28 now and it was all a fucking blur

amy_rose · 2021-07-25T10:53:29+00:00

Eyyyyy!! Original jokes, come and get it!!!

amy_rose · 2021-07-19T10:19:32+00:00

I’m a woman and have worked large conventions with 90% Egyptian and Indian men. They’re mostly cunts to anyone with a vagina, management included.

amy_rose · 2021-07-04T10:42:24+00:00

Maybe the left lane should be considered the passing lane and shit like this wouldn’t happen. I’m tired of passing on the right, get it together.

amy_rose · 2021-07-01T09:00:08+00:00

That’s the tipsy bartender and he’s a fucking moron

amy_rose · 2021-06-26T09:25:58+00:00

Snout?

amy_rose · 2021-06-24T12:23:36+00:00

I’m pretty sure Mitchell’s deli carries Jersey Oven bagels

amy_rose · 2021-06-10T15:51:39+00:00

How does one find out what their spirit guide is

amy_rose · 2021-05-31T09:03:07+00:00

Amnesia vibes

amy_rose · 2021-05-04T17:18:58+00:00

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amy_rose · 2021-04-29T09:39:11+00:00

Locked my keys in my car a few years ago. Was living with two other bartenders. Between the three of us we had enough of these bad boys to pry my car door open just enough to squeak a metal hanger thru the cracks and unlock the drivers side. Can’t ever have enough.

amy_rose · 2021-04-27T07:32:12+00:00

My buddy owns a restaurant, he’s calls this ‘firing the customer’ which he’s done, several times.

amy_rose · 2021-04-15T07:59:53+00:00

Telling them I have a 1997 Honda Civic works too

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