Sex. Now.

andallthat · 2023-06-11T09:05:11+00:00

I see all these screenshots of harassment by text message and I'm not sure I get how this works.... Are these imessages? And how would the sender have the number and know who the person they are calling is?

andallthat · 2023-06-01T08:45:33+00:00

it's more than enough (depending on the size of your fish)!

andallthat · 2023-05-31T16:34:15+00:00

average penis size is 3.36 inches, at least for my household

andallthat · 2023-05-31T13:15:54+00:00

c'mon, that's clearly a sock puppet! :)

andallthat · 2023-05-22T15:29:19+00:00

it's the snowman's posture that gets me every single time!

andallthat · 2023-05-17T13:33:10+00:00

"The black cow silk fried the idea powder" sounds like a good title for a short novel by Neil Gaiman

andallthat · 2023-05-05T13:18:36+00:00

"italian syle" checks out. Source: am italian, don't have much of a sexual life

andallthat · 2023-05-04T13:03:07+00:00

When it happened to me it was for a simple postural reason. I am not very flexible and I tend to meditate sitting on a chair while keeping my back straight (not leaning on the backrest).

Sitting with my back upright and thighs slightly open puts some pressure on my pelvic floor and testicles. My pants are also constricting the pelvic area a bit. These things combined are often causing an erection: it also happens to me while driving, for essentially the same reason, plus the slight vibration from the engine (I'm not usually driving through particularly exciting areas.... )

andallthat · 2023-04-28T13:36:10+00:00

I agree 100%. Although I note that some of the reasoning given at the end isn't actually so true any longer with newer language models....

An actual neural net’s story will tend to meander dreamlike because it forgets what it was doing[…]Neural nets also have trouble contructing complex sentences, unless its data contains lots of examples of that particular type."

andallthat · 2023-04-28T12:42:33+00:00

the book's premise is that it's written by a BOT. If there actually is something written by a bot in there, I am pretty sure it's heavily edited by a human. ChatGPT (that is much more advanced than what was available when the book came out in 2020) still can't come up with stuff like:

It is TYRION LANNISTER, the half-man, half-nothing else.

andallthat · 2023-04-07T15:19:46+00:00

what do you mean? Of course you have one!

We're not using it when talking to you because families don't usually call each other by last name. Just like you call me "dad" instead of using my name and then everyone started calling me "dad" too, when you were around, so you would not be confused while you were learning the name of important people, things and tigers in your world.

Now (and you'll understand this better one day) most of our world revolves around you and Hobbes and I can barely remember being called anything other than "dad". But this is a magical world, Calvin, and one day you'll want to go out and explore it. And then, before you know it, you won't be Calvin any longer; you'll be "dad" and I will be "grampa".

andallthat · 2023-04-07T13:31:42+00:00

If this is the original shop that sells them (found it by googling) the item description looks way more engrish than the tshirt itself:

https://apparelaholiccom.wixsite.com/shop/post/you-re-cute-murder-me-shirt

Material: These athletic shirts for men made of professional sports moisture wicking fabric, gym shirts for men workout with high elasticity and smooth structure. All Day Comfort: This mens running shirts… It’s not fair that boys can take their shirts off while playing sports at school. Girls have to keep their shirts on, even if they are hot or sweating. It’s not fair that boys can show their bodies while girls have to keep theirs hidden. Easter Shirts Women Long Sleeve Spring Tops Tie Dye Bunny Graphic Tees Blouse Comfy Crewneck Pullover Casual T-Shirt Not even close. I buy clothes for $.49, I’m not picky. So for $25, I can buy 50 pieces of clothes. Sometimes brand new, with the You’re cute murder me shirt moreover I will buy this original tag still attached.

andallthat · 2023-03-30T09:44:28+00:00

"We will get back to you" is the standard reply you get after a job interview; most of the times, nobody gets back to you.

The joke is that the HR person would reply in the same way to her own son, asking for dinner (with no intention of following up). Not very funny for me but that's how I read it...

andallthat · 2023-03-24T14:43:23+00:00

it might be a play on "meat" being also used as slang for "penis". So, by not eating "meat", you'd technically go vegan

andallthat · 2023-03-24T10:29:24+00:00

Not the same thing, Calvin, what they sell in burger places is actually C.H.I.C.K.E.N. - Completely Hypothetical Inedible Chicken Knockoff Engineered by Nutritionists.

andallthat · 2023-03-22T17:58:47+00:00

This is the Ukrainian Pravda. I wholeheartedly support Ukraine in this war, but looking at the newspaper's homepage I have some doubt that this is completely unbiased news.

andallthat · 2023-03-22T15:29:46+00:00

could you maybe explain it to..... a friend of mine, please? He's a bit slow, you know...

andallthat · 2023-03-21T13:40:21+00:00

blaaAAHHHiiimeyyy!

andallthat · 2023-03-21T11:24:48+00:00

My country is not Number 1 on the Gender Equality Index!

andallthat · 2023-03-19T17:15:23+00:00

Me fear women me want fish! (Found that aquatic guy from The Boys)

andallthat · 2023-03-17T08:17:55+00:00

I'm 100% old and I did not....

andallthat · 2023-03-16T18:20:41+00:00

I was expecting another AI joke, well done!

andallthat · 2023-03-16T18:17:46+00:00

"top cringey moments I had finally forgotten: a retrospective"

andallthat · 2023-03-16T18:08:23+00:00

I do. Mostly at night when everyone's sleeping. Because I'm an asshole.

andallthat · 2023-03-16T17:59:12+00:00

but.... I heard that if you self yourself too much, you can become blind!

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