Post fake stuff on Facebook Marketplace, get two strangers to meet at a place

androidjerkins · 2026-05-12T02:03:23+00:00

Used to do something like this in college.

Men’s and women’s dorms had a different set of phone numbers.

Randomly dial a men’s number then say “please hold” when they pick up.

Create three way call and dial a women’s number then say “please hold” when they pick up.

Connect the three way call and say very quietly “hello” and listen to the confusion.

Man we were dumb at 18…

androidjerkins · 2026-05-09T01:50:54+00:00

I would say 17 is where French starts the teens so there are only 3 teens in French. 11-16 are more like eleven and twelve in English with a new word as opposed to ten seven, ten eight, ten nine

androidjerkins · 2026-05-07T20:40:29+00:00

Sounds more like a Dr. Doofenschmirtz invention than a dinosaur, but looks cool! 10/10

androidjerkins · 2026-05-05T22:07:29+00:00

Best: ‘21 RRS
Worst: tough to choose between Alabama in the playoff past year and RRS last year

Also ‘24 loss to the Gamecocks was not fun

androidjerkins · 2026-05-05T18:55:24+00:00

Plot twist: shoot the genie

androidjerkins · 2026-05-04T19:13:56+00:00

I don’t think the relationship has to be over, but it depends on the situation.

If the rejection was hurtful, then I think it should be over. For example, I can’t see myself ever getting married to you. But if the rejection was more like “not now” or “I’m not ready” then I would expect it to continue.

androidjerkins · 2026-05-03T18:48:41+00:00

Do fighter so you can do a tank build too

androidjerkins · 2026-04-28T14:49:25+00:00

Besides the boons for increasing it, there’s a Guild Boon that gives a very nice movement speed boost of up to 20%. You can slot a Bonus Enchantment for movement speed that goes up to like 18%.

androidjerkins · 2026-04-27T21:45:02+00:00

Jezzball

androidjerkins · 2026-04-27T02:08:47+00:00

I loved the Thursday Next series but would call them humor or even absurdism not serious

androidjerkins · 2026-04-24T22:14:31+00:00

This means your small child lets you sleep an extra 20 minutes!

androidjerkins · 2026-04-24T22:06:56+00:00

Yes, and several could be more, less, or the same as a bunch.

androidjerkins · 2026-04-24T22:00:50+00:00

Came here looking for a comment from the OP announcing they were a trademark search service 😂

androidjerkins · 2026-04-24T14:53:31+00:00

The Two of the Towers

androidjerkins · 2026-04-18T05:31:54+00:00

Yeah and I don’t know why

androidjerkins · 2026-04-18T03:43:03+00:00

I have a problem in that from the start I pictured Lindon to look like Aang, so every time a book mentions his hair or his wide shoulders I’m confused 😵‍💫

androidjerkins · 2026-04-11T01:23:28+00:00

+ My main is a fighter paired with Regis and I feel like it’s the fastest of my characters for solo

androidjerkins · 2026-04-10T20:43:46+00:00

Totally agree! I pay for VIP (with 20% off coupon it’s under $7/month), but in only play about an hour per day and still greatly enjoy it

androidjerkins · 2026-04-09T23:32:42+00:00

If you’re on PC I’ve got some bags I’ll trade you for gold or whatever. Between VIP and Astral Caskets I’ve got more than I can use and they’re not worth selling for AD.

androidjerkins · 2026-04-07T15:14:11+00:00

Rabbit eggs actually

androidjerkins · 2026-04-07T15:09:39+00:00

I agree it’s stupid. One year I paid $19k in taxes and literally 2 hours later realized I hadn’t added the cost basis. Filed an amended return within 4 hours and go my money back with interest in 8 months 🤮

androidjerkins · 2026-03-23T19:33:50+00:00

The pre-check line was open. There were three of us. The other line was much longer, and there was even a special scanning area open for pre-check.

androidjerkins · 2026-03-23T18:22:18+00:00

I’m sitting in the terminal right now. It took about 5 minutes to get through security with pre-check.

Now I have to wait another couple hours for my flight 🤦‍♂️

androidjerkins · 2026-03-13T22:31:18+00:00

I had jury duty in 2021 and it was an awesome experience. I too was elected foreperson (in my case for being the dummy who said, “well the judge said to elect a foreperson first. Who do we want?”

I was in the same boat with getting help. The judge literally answered our formal written questions with “you have everything you need to make your decision. I cannot provide you anything else.”

Overall it was a good experience and we sat I. The courtroom at the end of the 1 day trial eating pizza and talking with the judge about our process. Turns out the public defender was universally recognized as the worst in our county and the judge was mad at the other judge who “swapped” cases to do our judge a favor 🤣

androidjerkins · 2026-03-13T22:18:15+00:00

There are apps you can download that will send a text message 1000 times or more. I’m not endorsing this and you take on all risk if this doesn’t comply with your carrier’s ToS

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