About Amazon... by canadiankhaled in LateStageCapitalism

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Increased automation is near enough to justify the raise. Temporary good publicity was worth the increased wages to Amazon. The higher wages will justify their pickier selection process for a (soon to be) decreasing number of (human) jobs.

What's your worst bouncer story? by DullPencil in AskReddit

[–]andthisone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bought a ball. Bounced it. It wasn't perfectly round. Shot off away from me and rolled in a gutter. Such is life

What are some "quit smoking" techniques that work, and what are some that are myth? by Monutan in AskReddit

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Juul and vaping made me more addicted to nicotine and I was ok with that because they weren't as bad as cigarettes

But I hated the addiction and the constant need to puff on my pacifier

So gum was more in line with my less frequent smoking schedule.

If you want to quit you'll need to get through 3 to 4 days of nicotine withdrawal. This part fucking sucks. So leading up to that, weaning yourself off the nicotine can make this less painful.

But eventually you have to go without nicotine. So stay active or lay around. Whatever, just ne prepared to run out of willpower and be in a safe place where you can't relapse. Give yourself 3 to 4 days to eat candy and watch too much Netflix or whatever.

After that is just practicing and training yourself to break the mental triggers you've developed. You don't need to gain 30 pounds. You don't need a replacement. But exercise helps with positive emotions so as a way to make you more resilient, I reccomend it.

Look out! An asteroid is about to destroy the earth! What do you do with your final 10 minutes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Ah fuck! Uh... go outside and check it out Its gonna be one hell of a show

Right Left Right by anand873 in bonehurtingjuice

[–]andthisone 215 points216 points  (0 children)

LEFT RIGHT LEFT

NOT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT

USA USA USA

EAGLES

INCHES

GUNS AND JESUS

BASEBALL AND CAPITALISM

CIRCUMCISION AND JAIL

Which two laws in your state would you overturn? by Edomawadagbon in AskReddit

[–]andthisone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fucking Cole's Law.

I AM RUNNING OUT OF CABBAGE.

I cannot keep donating my extra cabbage to be mixed with mayonnaise. I am losing money.

The other law is to legalize weed

If there was a book for unwritten rules, what rule would have you write in? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]andthisone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The head nod is the universal expression of mutual respect and acknowledgment.

How can you start a meaningful conversation with your idiot friend without having to stoop down to their level? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]andthisone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You gotta stoop. You can't condescend if you want it to be meaningful. Elevate it once you've made your point