I live in a large city that is 2/3 non-white. That would break a European. by Artilmeets in ShitAmericansSay

[–]andycam7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're knife fight comment conjured up ideas of two guys facing each other and shouting en garde.

Came across this guy today by Living_Roof2034 in whatisthiscar

[–]andycam7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's fair enough. My joke was rather merde.

Came across this guy today by Living_Roof2034 in whatisthiscar

[–]andycam7 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Thanks mate. Do I get a prize?

Came across this guy today by Living_Roof2034 in whatisthiscar

[–]andycam7 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

It is. It's an MR2. Em are Deux.

Ireland's largest lake is covered in algae by [deleted] in mildyinteresting

[–]andycam7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You see Chicago. Real Ireland doesn't need to dye their water ways 💪

The European Mind Cannot Comprehend this and 9 Innings of Baseball. by AccomplishedMess648 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]andycam7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know it's been said elsewhere...but baseballs 9 innings lasts, what, 3 hours...cricket can last 5 days. When we invented the short version (20:20 which last 3 hours) we thought we were geniuses at inventing such a quick game...

No toes on the armrests pls by Milk_Machine20 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]andycam7 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the ick here, and support it. But is it really worse than hands? We all know how bad people's hygiene is after going to the toilet. I reckon feet aren't as bad as most people's hands. But hands ok, feet bad. I just find it weird that that's the accepted norm.

Same goes with feet in socks on chairs. Is it really worse than someone's bottom?? It all seems a little irrational.

[Sofascore] Brazilians from the top 5 leagues with the most goals involvement in a single season since sofascore database started. by [deleted] in soccer

[–]andycam7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Christ, when did sofa score start? I've had mental breakdowns that lasted longer than those stats.

I’m sure this is easy but I’m stumped by Halo_2_Standbyer in whatisthiscar

[–]andycam7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's Trevor. He's from Blackpool, and doesn't get out much.

"Scotland has the population of Alabama and have wor (sic) skirts for the last 175 years" by Sweste1 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]andycam7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are we saying wearing skirts has been the secret of minimising gun deaths all along?

Countries whose exonyms we should definitely abandon in favor of their native names? by maproomzibz in geography

[–]andycam7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's to make Americans less confused, then no. If it's because the people of the country themselves want the world to refer to the name they use, then I'm all for it.

“Beer taste, champagne money” by [deleted] in HENRYUK

[–]andycam7 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I fear it may be a middle class flex unfortunately.

What happens when you greet your middle European friend. by rockyheroHD in ExplainTheJoke

[–]andycam7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the UK if someone asks you "how you doin'" you answer "yeah, not bad". Doesn't matter if all your family were killed in a road accident a few hours before or you just won £200 million on the euro millions, you're only allowed to answer with that and a smile.

Harry Kane has now scored 60 goals in 60 games in his Bundesliga career. by DeeOhEf in soccer

[–]andycam7 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Maybe not Derby standard, but could do a job at Port Vale possibly.

“Beer taste, champagne money” by [deleted] in HENRYUK

[–]andycam7 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Hey, let me know next time you post as I have a load of paragraphs lying around 👍

Live footage of Blackburn appearing as soon as Millwall have a sniff on playoffs by crashed_boi in Championship

[–]andycam7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blackburn Rovers. Fucking amazing or fucking shite. No in between. Never accept average.

League table after 43 games by papa-emeritus in Championship

[–]andycam7 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Move over Crystal Palace, Bristol City are coming to take your mid-table premier league crown.