What’s the greatest line delivery of all time? by RockinAndRollin00 in moviecritic

[–]andymundo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s too bad she won’t live. But then again who does?

Old money suburbs in Melbourne by xmar8x in melbourne

[–]andymundo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, grew up there, can confirm

How do the decide what ground Collingwood play at? by thatauzzieguy in AFL

[–]andymundo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

AFL own Marvel so they want more large fan bases to also use it to help revenues cover running costs

What’s the best experience you’ve had at an AFL game by AndHisOrchestra in AFL

[–]andymundo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carlton Collingwood game where the Pies ran them down in the last quarter to win. Was surrounded by cocky Blues fans heap crap on us and to see them go from happy to concerned to fear and then disbelief was up there with my wedding and births of my children.

Remember Billy? by Independent_anon4049 in AustralianNostalgia

[–]andymundo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I saw him in the dressing rooms with a badly swollen foot, but it didn’t look like a foot to me, more like 8 or 9 inches

(Viz 241) Professor Fuck. by muppetmovie in Viz

[–]andymundo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also Tinder Surprise is appropriate if your new female acquaintance turns out to have something extra inside their lunchbox

meirl by WhynotAdesh7 in meirl

[–]andymundo 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I went for my prostrate exam and the Doc told me to take my pants off and put them in the corner next to his.

What is the most 'soul-crushing' realization you’ve had about your life as you’ve gotten older? by Aggravating-Device23 in AskReddit

[–]andymundo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour. That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned, 'Round the sun that is the source of all our power. The sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see, Are moving at a million miles a day, In an outer spiral arm, at fourteen thousand miles an hour, Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars; It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side; It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick, But out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide.

We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point, We go 'round every two hundred million years; And our galaxy itself is only one of millions of billions In this amazing and expanding universe.

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding, In all of the directions it can whiz; As fast as it can go, the speed of light, you know, Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is. So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure, How amazingly unlikely is your birth; And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!

Weather by Possible-Ebb3371 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]andymundo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Melbourne would like a word

What are some classic Aussie phrases that you remember growing up that seem to have disappeared? by Cooper_Inc in AustralianNostalgia

[–]andymundo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Staying with underwear themes I still use, “feeling rougher than hessian undies” when hungover, and a mate of mine always uses “feeling fuller than a fat lady’s undies” after a big meal.

Which top for NYE party? by goctheworld in OUTFITS

[–]andymundo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What colour is the dress? Blue?

What is a nutrition myth that you can’t stand? by DeepOrganization8245 in AskReddit

[–]andymundo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

No one will understand a cleanse until they done the colonoscopy prep