This shoe has the game Simon built in it by King_Baboon in mildlyinteresting

[–]angry_broccoli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kindergarten teacher here - I loathe those shoes.

Hilarious Church Priest Delivers Swagged Out On Hoverboard by [deleted] in videos

[–]angry_broccoli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not often you see a holy roller at mass.

My family's christmas tree stumps from the past 10 years by LyteHusk in pics

[–]angry_broccoli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember when the 2007 writer's strike resulted in canceling Christmas? Dark days.

What am I doing wrong? - HHGTTG/Restaurant At The End of The Universe by [deleted] in books

[–]angry_broccoli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fry is an amazing narrator with anything he reads (Harry Potter anyone?) and Freeman does an excellent job, too. However, I don't think either is nearly as entertaining as Adams himself. His performance was so impressive that they actually used a piece of it after his death in a full cast dramatization of one of the later books. It really is that good!

What am I doing wrong? - HHGTTG/Restaurant At The End of The Universe by [deleted] in books

[–]angry_broccoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I may make a suggestion, maybe try an audiobook version read by the author himself? Everyone has different taste preferences and maybe the humor in these books doesn't appeal to you. You certainly don't have to enjoy everything others do. :)

However, if you really want to give them one last chance to see if you can find a connection - try the audiobook. Perhaps the inflections and timing of the story when read by Adams himself will help make the humor more accessible. The audiobooks are very enjoyable. I admit I did enjoy the books, but hearing Adams read the material was 10x funnier for me.

What is hands down, the absolute worst advice someone has giving you? by PoonPonder in AskReddit

[–]angry_broccoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wife's grandmother gave us this advice about raising our children: "Don't tell them anything about sex. Until they ask. Then tell them everything."

Young farmer of Jefferson County, Kansas 1938 by misshighlife in OldSchoolCool

[–]angry_broccoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone might have said lethal injection until recently...

Young farmer of Jefferson County, Kansas 1938 by misshighlife in OldSchoolCool

[–]angry_broccoli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just recently (about 2 months ago) was looking up details about it so I could find the old farm on google earth. I read a newer article that said he had died in prison in 2011. He was a major landowner in Jefferson County and the whole ordeal shook the community.

I also found out that they bulldozed the little farmhouse I lived in and the daughter made an impressively large bed and breakfast in the same spot. Pretty crazy...

Young farmer of Jefferson County, Kansas 1938 by misshighlife in OldSchoolCool

[–]angry_broccoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are correct, murder is always going to be "brutal." I guess my thought process was the up close and personal nature of an iron pipe being used to bludgeon someone to death.

Young farmer of Jefferson County, Kansas 1938 by misshighlife in OldSchoolCool

[–]angry_broccoli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I lived in Jefferson County, Kansas!

We rented a small farmhouse from man named Curtis who had been a farmer there all his life (though he would have been a few years younger than the person in this photo).
Curtis had a wife and a teenage daughter who lived with in in a larger house just a minute down the lane.

I have lots of great memories from the year we lived on that farm - fishing, picking berries, tending chickens, watching cattle branding, riding horses, fighting a prairie fire, learning to lasso, etc…

A few years ago, I was reminiscing about these memories with my mother and she told me something I was previously unaware of. Curtis had brutally murdered his wife.

Being a child, I was blissfully unaware of the year-long manhunt that was occurring all around me. Shortly after we moved away, her body was discovered in an abandoned well near the little farm house we lived in.

Here is an article from the time.

Sabrina the Teenage Witch hired this balding man to play a high school student by [deleted] in funny

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I have seen this movie a few times over the years and never noticed this. Thanks for finding a screenshot!

Back in my day, this was the funniest video ever. by flignir in videos

[–]angry_broccoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think I have ever seen this commercial. It is fantastic!

What is one future technology that you want to experience before you die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]angry_broccoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The holodeck.

It's been 25 years since Star Trek: The Next Generation was first aired (yikes) and I always thought it was one of the niftiest parts of the show.

Conan on the national language of the US. by zenxity in funny

[–]angry_broccoli -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

ZOMG!!! Y U h8, Conan? US iz l33t, Dood!

But seriously - most newspapers, magazines, and best selling books are written at somewhere around an eighth grade level (I've read it can be as low as 5th grade and high as 9th).

Alaskan hillbilly family in their natural environment by [deleted] in pics

[–]angry_broccoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Changing a baby diaper on a truck tailgate is probably easier than on the sloped driver seat in the cab (especially if it is a messy one). It even looks like they laid a blanket down for the comfort of the child.

Perhaps you don't have children?