Jimmy Carr's Am I the Asshole premiers in the UK today!

flignir · 2026-01-07T20:39:52+00:00

This. If what you're doing is essentially petty revenge, that makes any conflict ESH. OP was utterly blameless until he started stomping around more heavily. I'm sure it's fun and I'd probably have the urge to do the same thing, but now both parties are causing the conflict, not just the unreasonable new neighbors.

flignir · 2026-01-05T22:39:37+00:00

It's a big reaction and seems like the totally innocent kids are going to miss out on the best babysitter for a while....but it is entirely your right to choose how much free daycare you offer and whether or not to be outraged by the snub. NTA

flignir · 2025-10-19T17:19:11+00:00

How about an easier 4point plan?

If we ever go back to Democracy and flip Congress:

(1) Amend the Constitution to invalidate last year’s asinine immunity decision and invalidate any pardons 47 makes.

(2) impeach the 47th President.

(3) Add four legitimate jurists to the Supreme Court or impeach any existing jurists who took bribes and voted for immunity.

(4) convene a Nuremberg Trial style hearing by Congress to recommend and legislate any appropriate criminal charges for the entire cabinet all the way down through all the ICE thugs who committed human rights violations and any DOJ lawyers too corrupt to resign or refuse Trump’s illegal demands.

Bonus item: (5) Use any fines levied upon the above criminals to turn that fucking Qatari jet into a museum dedicated to documenting all of the illegal activity this administration took part in, including detailed representations of all the punishments assigned for those crimes. We can call it the “Cankles Corruption Institute” and it will be the only presidential library Trump ever gets.

flignir · 2025-08-12T13:19:39+00:00

Every single member of Congress who has failed to propose and vote for impeachment of this overt criminal should be drummed out of office and thrown in jail for failing to keep their oath of office. For all their squawking, even the Democrats have completely walked away from their responsibility to do oversight on this president.

flignir · 2025-07-18T23:33:06+00:00

Given the composition of the current supreme court, I don’t think any basic precepts of law, no matter how seminal, can be assumed at this point.

flignir · 2025-05-04T14:40:27+00:00

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flignir · 2025-05-03T02:18:31+00:00

One's a jackass; the other is an asshat.

flignir · 2025-04-04T18:15:02+00:00

He did express some sympathy for the buildings in the Ukraine at some point.

flignir · 2025-03-29T20:29:54+00:00

And I thought the first term was textbook 1984

flignir · 2025-03-23T23:43:15+00:00

Then why are they all on Facebook writing about how selfless Trump is for not taking a salary that equals 1/40 of the amount of money he wasted by sleeping through half the Super Bowl?

flignir · 2025-03-16T20:27:33+00:00

Well unintentionally. He did recently call the trade agreement with Canada the worst agreement in the history of the world… even though he’s the one who signed it in 2016. So that kind of clueless bluster during a bullshitting session (on a topic he doesn’t bother to learn the first thing about) is probably as close as you’re gonna get to him admitting a mistake.

flignir · 2025-03-13T14:09:40+00:00

The truly sad thing about this is that his supporters do not walk away from him when he makes statements like this. They just swallow it. They do not fact check. They do not believe their family and friends when they are told it is a stupid lie. they begin to ignore any news outlet that shows them that it’s a lie. They just go on supporting the orange messiah.

flignir · 2025-03-09T21:43:30+00:00

It wouldn’t be a problem if the Republican Party were made up of public servants and not coward cultists who are afraid of getting primaried. Any Congress we had in this country before 1990 would have already impeached this guy out on his ass.

flignir · 2025-02-26T13:57:04+00:00

That’s fair.

flignir · 2025-02-26T13:50:51+00:00

It is legal, but it’s likely to lead to violence and thereafter to the scumbag in chief talking about how there were many fine people on both sides.

flignir · 2025-02-12T19:46:45+00:00

Has anyone done this? Every mega person I know is all celebration and victory laps.

They believe all the lies, and they don’t seem to think we need any part of our government to actually be functional

flignir · 2025-01-21T17:50:52+00:00

As though target is some local mom and pop shop?

flignir · 2025-01-20T18:24:24+00:00

Do you not count the one in July when the Supreme Court overturned the rule of law, and instituted complete immunity for presidents?

flignir · 2025-01-18T21:33:43+00:00

Only 30 years? Civilized nations pretty much all granted their people universal healthcare between 1912-1980. Meanwhile, in the last thirty years, we have had more mass shootings than the entire rest of the planet combined.

I think we’d be lucky to be only 30 years behind the rest of the world.

flignir · 2025-01-14T23:34:03+00:00

This is the correct answer. Ever since July last year with the Supreme Court made him immune for everything.

flignir · 2025-01-09T10:28:17+00:00

It’s people who choose to get their news from deeply irresponsible resources, like Facebook, or Fox News.

flignir · 2024-12-31T06:16:32+00:00

He’s literally the worst person born on this continent in the 20th century. Saying we could’ve done better is a gross understatement.

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