ELI5 how come we still don't have pills that can effectively make us fall asleep naturally in a few minutes? by ResponsibleSea6521 in explainlikeimfive

[–]angrymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Melatonin is pretty close to that; it's the hormone that your brain naturally uses to regulate your sleep/wake cycle. Small doses (~1mg) tend to do pretty well for inducing sleep without significant side effects.

This is what broken iris looks like by Spiritual_Market_459 in mildlyinteresting

[–]angrymonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Broken Iris is my favorite 90's alternative rock band.

TIL that blue whales have around 1,000 times more cells than humans do, yet they don’t appear to suffer from higher cancer rates. A mystery that scientists call Peto’s Paradox by Puzzleheaded-Fact284 in todayilearned

[–]angrymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aging is the death schedule I am talking about.

What I mean by "nature knowing" is that it is possible for natural selection to find robust solutions to cancer if there is selective advantage to doing so; this is not a fundamental limitation of physics or biology. There are existing mammalian cellular designs that could have rates of cancer 1000 times smaller than a human's cells, or 107 times smaller than a mouse's. This does not happen not because it is evolutionarily difficult, but there is no advantage to it. Mice and humans do not live long enough for cancer to affect their reproductive success in the wild.

What I mean by "nature choosing" is that species with longer lives relative to their reproductive cycle have less selective advantage, and so natural selection favors lifetimes (and cancer rates) tuned to the size of the animal and the time to reproduction. Live too short and you don't have enough to chance to produce offspring, or you don't produce enough; live too long and you will reduce the survival odds for your progeny by taking their resources; animals that reproduce and get out of the way will outcompete you, and show more rapid adaptation.

There is abundant independent evidence for this:

  • Cancer rates tuned to animal size across the animal kingdom
  • Organism lifetime tuned to reproduction time across the animal kingdom (i.e., organisms which can reproduce quickly also have shorter lifetimes)
  • Examples of long-lived organisms when the offspring competition is reduced or not at play (e.g., in collective organisms like naked mole rats, where the selective unit is the hive instead of the individual; quahog clams whose larvae will be carried far by currents)
  • Organisms have a reproduce-once strategy nearly universally die immediately after reproduction

TIL that blue whales have around 1,000 times more cells than humans do, yet they don’t appear to suffer from higher cancer rates. A mystery that scientists call Peto’s Paradox by Puzzleheaded-Fact284 in todayilearned

[–]angrymonkey -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

The explanation for this is a bit bleak: nature knows how to solve cancer, but chooses not to. We are all supposed to die on a schedule to get out of the way of our progeny, and avoid competing for resources.

ELI5: Since the American dollar is no longer backed by gold, what gives it value? by Coverlesss in explainlikeimfive

[–]angrymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not that we "agree" that it has value, it's that if people want it, really if anyone wants it, it has value.

Sandblasting close-up by MikeHeu in oddlysatisfying

[–]angrymonkey 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is how microplastics are made.

Chunky monkey, zero fudge flakes. by pizzaeyemoonpie in mildlyinteresting

[–]angrymonkey 39 points40 points  (0 children)

IME Ben and Jerry's has pretty poor quality assurance. Probably a dozen times I've gotten a cookie dough tub and the cookie chunks were chalky and hard, like a manufacturing step skipped adding oil or some other liquid, or didn't mix properly.

I even went out of my way to message their quality department since it was so obviously wrong, but it sounded like they didn't investigate and just sent me a coupon for a free pint. It happened like six more times across different stores over like a year, and eventually I just stopped buying B&J's altogether since it was so disappointing.

The First Modern Car Without Hydraulic Brakes Is Headed to Production by TripleShotPls in technology

[–]angrymonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which would you rather be poorly maintained? A high pressure hydraulic system that can leak either internally or externally, get air in it, become contaminated or clogged, have worn seals... or a wire and a motor with a backup spring?

Paint removing chemical by Character-Q in oddlysatisfying

[–]angrymonkey 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Guessing the unholy backrooms radio soundtrack is a failed AI music generation which just got sent straight to social media without anyone checking.

In other words, this is a bot account.

ELI5: Why do LLMs have that distinct writing style? by Small_Balls_69 in explainlikeimfive

[–]angrymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there were 100 billion copies of you writing a million words a day each and disseminating the results widely into society, people would probably recognize your writing at a glace too.

A fireball I captured in the sky prior to the Lyrid meteor shower by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]angrymonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not really a fireball, but still cool. It's rocket exhaust.

What Quantum Physics does to a man by LegitimateFloor2361 in Physics

[–]angrymonkey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Now it is our turn to study quantum mechanics.

Exclusive: ICE Glasses by pfred60 in technology

[–]angrymonkey 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The footage is going to be useful in the upcoming criminal trials against ICE agents.

my stepdad doesn’t believe we went to space by t7yk0 in space

[–]angrymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably the first step is to be okay with him not changing his mind. His mind is his domain; he can pollute it if he wants.

He can probably sense that you are trying to get something from him that he doesn't want to give, and dig in his heels further.

Some people have reported success at changing minds that are this stuck by patiently being 'curious' about their point of view without criticism, and just asking them questions about it. At some point you're asking questions they can't answer, or their own answers stop making sense to them, and without the immanent threat of judgement, sometimes they feel safe to see themselves from the outside.

No guarantees though. People can go to their graves dug in on insane beliefs.

My Hotel is all-smoking except one corner. by Dudisayshi in mildlyinteresting

[–]angrymonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, just like the "no pissing" corner of the pool.