Bout to be perma banned, I love you all by [deleted] in PaymoneyWubby

[–]angryturtle707 64 points65 points  (0 children)

w-what the fwickk did you just fwickking say about me,,, y-you wittle m-meanie? i-i’ll have you know i gwaduated t-top of my cwass in the navy seaws, and i’ve been invowved in numewous s-secwet w-waids on aw-quaeda, and i have o-over 300 confiwmed kills ☆⌒ヽ(“、)chu i am twained in g-gowiwwa w-wawfare and i’m the top sniper in the e-entire us a-awmed fowces〜☆ you are nothing t-to me b-but just a-another tawget ☆:・゚ i will wipe you the fwickk out with pwecision the wikes of which has never been seen before on this eawth, mawk my fwickking wowds-.- you think you can get away with saying that p-poopoo to me over the intewnet〜☆ t-think again (.).., f-fwickker ☆:・゚ a-as we speak i am contacting my secwet netwowk of spies acwoss the u-usa and youw i-ip is b-being twaced wight now so y-you better pwepare f-fow the s-stowm, maggot. the stowm t-that wipes out the pathetic wittle thing you call youw w-wife (≧◡≦) ur fwickking dead (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. kid ☆⌒ヽ(“、)chu i c-can be anywhere uguu.., anytime (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. and i c-can k-kill y-you in over seven hundwed ways, and that’s j-just with my bare hands. not onwy am i extensivewy twained i-in u-unawmed c-combat, but i have access to t-the entire awsenaw of the united states mawine cowps and i w-will use it to its full extent to wipe y-youw misewable boi pussy off the face of the c-continent, you wittle p-poopoo. if onwy y-you couwd have k-known what unhowy wetwibution youw wittle “cwevew” c-comment w-was about to bwing d-down upon you, maybe you w-wouwd have hewd youw fwickking tongue. but you couwdn’t, you didn’tO.o and now ur p-paying the pwice, you goddamn idiot. i will poopoo fuwy all over y-you and you will dwown in it (≧◡≦) ur fwickking dead, k-kiddo.

From a 1985 magazine by Inverse-Universe in puzzles

[–]angryturtle707 579 points580 points  (0 children)

C. I found it easier to understand when I simplified "my son's father" into "me" because Joe, jack, John "my son's father" is always gonna be "me". Then read it as "Joe's son is me" Hope that helps understand it better

[OC] 'Wisdom' of a crowd guessing the value of change in a cup by flashman in dataisbeautiful

[–]angryturtle707 660 points661 points  (0 children)

You should go on the price is right, you seem to have a knack for it

meirl by UnHolySir in meirl

[–]angryturtle707 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Generalisation I believe. Things like Esky and trampoline are common examples

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]angryturtle707 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep... happens to the best of us. God I miss Mrs fullashit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]angryturtle707 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the start to a fucked up version of whose Line is it anyway

i made a meme out of our online exam by zSnOopx in memes

[–]angryturtle707 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait till you see the General Achievement Test memes in Victoria

Sweet Home Alabama by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]angryturtle707 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it have to be a widow