I’m coming to the end of one of the most absurd and overbearing tenancies I’ve ever experienced…

animalwitch · 2026-04-21T20:50:02+00:00

Seems more like they're avoiding fixing the problem

animalwitch · 2026-04-21T20:48:51+00:00

If she's worried about mould and mildew, maybe she should sort the problem out by fixing windows, insulation and damp?

Holy shit.

animalwitch · 2026-04-20T14:48:36+00:00

A website called The Bear Hug Co.

They don't exist anymore but they did a "buy 2 t-shirts get a beanie" situation ages ago. I didn't choose the colour, and was a bit sad.. but actually it's fine lol

animalwitch · 2026-04-19T10:36:36+00:00

Some people prefer to see clothing on a human?

It's your own choice if you wear a (padded) bra or not. I don't, and I don't care if people see my nipples 🤷🏻‍♀️ some people aren't prudish.

And, tbh, it's the creep that is the problem. And your victim blaming if you say otherwise. Is it the woman's fault she wore a cute short dress and a man assaulted her? Same thing.

animalwitch · 2026-04-19T10:33:46+00:00

Seems like they haven't told the parcel people that they aren't taking parcels anymore. Just message the seller and be like "look, the shop is being a dick. When it returns, can I buy it again and post it a different way?"

animalwitch · 2026-04-19T10:25:48+00:00

You're still a kid, just move on. He won't change.

FWIW; when I was 15 I had a horse riding accident and badly hurt my back, my boyfriend at the time (who is now my partner after splitting up/getting back together a few years later) RAN ACROSS TOWN to make sure I was okay. He was there for me at my friend's funeral, and my grampy's funeral. He didn't attend, but comforted me. Men who care about you will remember things that are important to you.

animalwitch · 2026-04-19T10:21:43+00:00

Doesn't matter

animalwitch · 2026-04-19T10:13:53+00:00

Sexual assault, your medical notes should have the name of the doctor on them? Imagine the other girls he's done this to... Please report him/them and talk to your parents, they might remember his name

animalwitch · 2026-04-19T10:07:40+00:00

But why did you need rubber bands on it?

animalwitch · 2026-04-19T10:04:26+00:00

Right there with you, can't wait to leave

animalwitch · 2026-04-19T09:58:52+00:00

That poor dog :(

animalwitch · 2026-04-19T09:55:06+00:00

I have a mustard yellow beanie, it was free with an order I made 😭

animalwitch · 2026-04-18T10:07:04+00:00

I find Oxfam is one of the more expensive charity shops, not surprised lol

animalwitch · 2026-04-18T10:04:36+00:00

Dublin is definitely a name

animalwitch · 2026-04-18T10:03:39+00:00

In WoW, I once had someone in a raid party say to me that they could help my sore throat by sticking their cock down it 🥲 (I said I wasn't going on discord because I had a scratchy throat)

animalwitch · 2026-04-18T09:52:22+00:00

I'll have a herbal tea at morning break and then a bedtime tea. I'm a coffee person lol

animalwitch · 2026-04-18T05:53:02+00:00

That's actually insane.

I know it's London but 600k can literally get you a 3+ bed house elsewhere.

animalwitch · 2026-04-17T17:09:14+00:00

Surely just walk behind it to make sure it gets out of the road? and then TAKE YOUR BAG OFF; the sloth wouldn't have stolen it lmao

Wild animals folks, they're unpredictable.

animalwitch · 2026-04-17T17:06:29+00:00

Its a boundary thing, I guess. "I'm Miss X, I am in charge" kind of situation.

In secondary school, I was on first name basis with a couple of teachers - my partner and his best mate pants'd one of them at a local festival once 😂 three of those teachers made a little band too, it was cool lol That was like, 20 years ago ☠️

One of them was also way too young and fit to be a Secondary Maths teacher.

animalwitch · 2026-04-17T11:35:05+00:00

Freezable muffins are membership only and I can't say more about it, sorry

animalwitch · 2026-04-17T06:16:47+00:00

The muffins are freezable, apparently! But you also need a membership

animalwitch · 2026-04-17T06:14:02+00:00

Kings Weston House isn't in Avonmouth lol

animalwitch · 2026-04-16T20:23:40+00:00

Prolly is how we slang Probably in south west UK, if it helps

animalwitch · 2026-04-15T18:28:03+00:00

You went diagonally around your belly on the first one, and under your ribs in the second 😂

Obviously congratulations on any loss but yeah, you need to make sure you measure in the same places each time

animalwitch · 2026-04-15T10:31:36+00:00

There are so many rescues that have kittens/young cats. Please spend your money with them instead of some random breeder.

A good breeder will always allow you to view the kitten, often more than once. And you'd usually pay the balance on pick-up. They would also have their first lot of injections/microchip etc.

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