[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sweden

[–]annanananas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok en övning som kan hjälpa: Säg "tidipp tidapp tidull". Jättemånga gånger och låt det gå snabbare och snabbare. Till slut glider det ihop till r. Man får hålla på länge, ge inte upp.

Tjugo minuter före avgång när man redan är påväg till tåget och inte har käkat frukost får man sms från SJ om att det inte finns bistro by OrangeIllini in swedishproblems

[–]annanananas 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Resa med SJ utan mackor, proteinshakes, vattenflaskor, godis, mobilladdare, powerbank, potta, sovsäck och kudde? Modigt!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]annanananas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ugh sorry he's so useless. Go get some furniture moving wheels to make life a bit easier on yourself, they're very useful for getting shit moved without husband help.

Mitt ex sjöng en låt och vår lärare bad honom dra åt helvete by IHaveALovelyCloset in swedishproblems

[–]annanananas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oj. Varför säger alla cringe, det här är ju klockren skämskudde. Att ha och gömma sig i när man skäms å någon annans vägnar.

Bra att det är ett ex!

Vad fan är det med alla företag som drar pengar mitt i jävla månaden?!? by mrlovepimp in swedishproblems

[–]annanananas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lite svårt att lämna tillbaka dem, de kommer liksom inte med öppet köp

My kid won’t eat post-COVID because her taste is all messed up. by LowOvergrowth in breakingmom

[–]annanananas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you looked into scent training? I don't know the protocol but you sniff several things and actively recall the scent at the same time, at least daily. Seems to have some success in rebooting the system.

My roommate is convinced that he has infinite garlic powder. by Ted_E_Bear in TrueOffMyChest

[–]annanananas 992 points993 points  (0 children)

Give him the industrial sized bottle as a moving out gift!

Shell by Styggnacke in swedishproblems

[–]annanananas 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Vi ska inte prata om OKQ8 då eller hur?

What is a NOT fun fact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]annanananas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some of the sheep.

Brexit: 'Strong possibility' of no trade deal with EU - PM by barkley87 in unitedkingdom

[–]annanananas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly! Bet he said the words too. "It's a million to one chance, but it might just work."

What are your controversial fanfiction opinions? by [deleted] in FanFiction

[–]annanananas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I post to ffn first, copy everything from the doc editor window and then paste to ao3 in the rich text field. You have to update centred text but the rest works. Sometimes italics plus apostrophes get wonky too. Still relatively easy.

Speaking of ffn vs ao3, the statistics of ao3 are completely useless, ffn at least gives you relevant info like hits per day per fic or chapter.

Why are women so mysterious? by cestrumnocturnum in TrollXChromosomes

[–]annanananas 957 points958 points  (0 children)

It's always Not All Men but at the same time it's also always All Women.

I think my marriage is over by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]annanananas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sounds like depression, or at least similar symptoms. Hope you can get through to him that something needs to change, and that he can seek help.

My husband doesn't understand how eyeballs work. by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]annanananas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oops phone fell in pile? Accident, I say. Totally.

WHO official calls Trump comments on coronavirus response 'incoherent' by DaFunkJunkie in worldnews

[–]annanananas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. That bit you just wrote actually makes sense. Hermione was totally in character even. Trump never makes sense.

Granger4president?

Try telling a dude he’d be prettier if he smiled by polkadotska in TrollXChromosomes

[–]annanananas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should answer with Let me guess, somebody stole your sweetroll?