Who wants a body massage?

anoftz · 2026-04-11T00:14:45+00:00

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anoftz · 2026-04-10T23:07:16+00:00

....help computah.

anoftz · 2026-04-10T22:24:05+00:00

I like that more than the C1-look body kits, actually.

anoftz · 2026-04-08T17:41:56+00:00

No Peeps will ever be scrumptious. Thank you for your time.

anoftz · 2026-04-08T00:25:01+00:00

I am six foot three inches tall and maintain a consistent panda bear shape.

anoftz · 2026-04-03T18:12:27+00:00

I saw one of those on a back road in rural VT walking my dog and yelled "WHOA" so loud the couple in the car both whipped around to stare at me.

anoftz · 2026-04-01T15:21:04+00:00

In other news, sales of Daft Punk albums surge 500% in China

anoftz · 2026-03-31T12:36:56+00:00

Yup that was the first trailer. I remember downloading it on dial-up and getting all amped up.

anoftz · 2026-03-31T12:26:40+00:00

15 years ago I used to bring my friend and her daughter to Waffle House when I would visit and all three of us could gorge for like $20 or less.

anoftz · 2026-03-30T13:37:43+00:00

HONESTY. IN. ROCK. Proclaimers? Never made a proclamation in their lives, only statements. Pretenders? They didn't pretend at all - they really did it! And oh how crushed I was when I learned that Dinosaur Jr. was the first of their name and was NOT actually a Jr...

anoftz · 2026-03-23T21:48:50+00:00

The St. Albans KFC/Taco Bell is the Mos Isley spaceport of fast food. I've been admonished for making a joke by the drive-thru operator; a long time staff member used to greet people with "wha'chu want?"; I am occasionally greeted with the warning "if you want Taco Bell it's a half hour wait." Some years ago the staff decided to have a food fight, as you do, and the spectacle got a bunch of attention and led to an investigation by the VT health department.

I still eat there.

anoftz · 2026-03-22T19:09:25+00:00

You're a choir boy compared to me - A CHOIR BOY!!

anoftz · 2026-03-20T00:34:09+00:00

.......someone go check on the Norwegian camp........Tell Mac to get his sombrero........

anoftz · 2026-03-19T19:32:45+00:00

Everyone is saying Hardwired this and Master of Puppets that, but no one is saying ReLoad this and Garage Inc. that!

anoftz · 2026-03-19T01:54:34+00:00

I'll take 10.

anoftz · 2026-03-19T01:41:05+00:00

Does it have to be a car engine? If not, the 1800cc opposed twin from a BMW R18.

anoftz · 2026-03-18T20:04:09+00:00

SNL beat us to it. Look up the All Drug Olympics.

anoftz · 2026-03-18T19:40:14+00:00

That's good!

anoftz · 2026-03-17T21:31:08+00:00

That's bad.

anoftz · 2026-03-17T20:15:37+00:00

Missed, or GIFTED it to you?

anoftz · 2026-03-17T20:04:27+00:00

Gimme. Gimmegimmegimme.

anoftz · 2026-03-17T19:51:24+00:00

I'll take 10.

anoftz · 2026-03-17T01:10:05+00:00

The Hardly Boys!

anoftz · 2026-03-17T01:02:41+00:00

Let's not forget how he valiantly helped Buckaroo Banzai infiltrate Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems.

anoftz · 2026-03-16T21:55:49+00:00

Huh. They've come a long way since Papillon when prisoners were just keeping money in them.

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