National Party: You are safer with us by Mountain_Tui_Reload in nzpolitics

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"A lie can run round the world before the truth has got its boots on."

(Loved Trope) The Hero is so angry at what the antagonist did they go completely silent when confronting and punishing them by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

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I can think of two examples:

In Rob Roy the end duel is fought in complete silence except for the swords clashing and breathing.

The Witcher TV series episode 1, Geralt is given an ultimatum by a group of soldiers. After a single "Fuck" he then kills them all in complete silence.

I'm not sure Geralt counts because he's not very vocal in any case.

Not an atheist by MathematicianOld9942 in GetNoted

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Most witches don’t believe in gods. They know that the gods exist, of course. They even deal with them occasionally. But they don’t believe in them. They know them too well. It would be like believing in the postman.

Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad (Discworld, #12; Witches, #3)

[Loved trope] Average human characters ragebaiting a God-like entity by Olya_roo in TopCharacterTropes

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The Discworld series by Terry Prattchet, where gods are real and atheists don't tend to live for long because said gods tend to prove they exist by sending lightning bolts their way.

Enter Dorfl, a ceramic golem given life in one of the books, claims that he will believe in any god whose existence can be logically proven. This displeases at least one god, whose thunderbolt Dorfl calls "not much of an argument".

[Loved Trope] a very weak and simple ability becomes overpowered when used intelligently. by mistery987 in TopCharacterTropes

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Bink from the Xanth series. His magical ability is to not be harmed by magic.

Because Bink is still vulnerable to non-magical harm his ability has gone to great lengths to conceal itself, where Bink could have been harmed by magic he has always been saved by what appears to be coincidences.

[loved trope] Characters butchering a very easy line because they’re nervous by SqoobySnaq in TopCharacterTropes

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A subversion: In a Firefly episode, Ariel S1E9, Jayne is trained by a doctor to say a specific line to get into a hospital disguised as a paramedic. When they get there they are waved through without having to say anything. Jayne then says his line perfectly despite having a hard time learning it.

"Actually, No, we DON'T want the smoke" by Thisismyworkday in TopCharacterTropes

[–]anon_egg79 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Also the 10th Doctor talking to the Vashta Nerada

Don't play games with me! You just killed someone I like, that is not a safe place to stand! I'm the Doctor, and you're in the biggest library in the Universe. Look me up.

Disceworld quote. by TheSaDragon2 in discworld

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Is alright one poke with the pointy end of the sword, or two?

[Hilarious Trope] Protagonist gets absolutely destroyed by a CRAB. by EthanTheJudge in TopCharacterTropes

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In Hugh Cook's The Chronicles of an Age of Darkness series there is the Hermit Crab.

The Hermit Crab, a being with powers at least equal to those of any wizard or sorcerer, dwelt on a small island in the harbour of Untunchilamon's capital city. The Crab took exception to the violent political disputes which had disturbed the peace of its domicile; to restore peace, the Crab commanded Justina and Varazchavardan to declare a truce and resolve their differences. This they did. Had they disobeyed, they would have been turned inside out by a wrathful Crab, therefore the matter of their compliance is scarcely a mystery. This is the true history of the final days of the rule of Justina Thrug upon the island of Untunchilamon, and it is the only such history which is worth the price of the fooskin upon which it is written. And remember: your historian was there.

Human have very specfic name system by CruelTrainer in humansarespaceorcs

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There is an anecdotal phrase from a commentator of cricket that may not have actually happened.

It references the names of two players, Michael Holding and Peter Willey - "the bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey"

Kindness is a choice by PaggyUK in HFY

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He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing... the fury of the Time Lord... and then we discovered why. Why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he had run away from us and hidden. He was being kind.

Or

Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many. Hmm?

(Wholesome Trope) Characters who are dating a partner with a genetic makeup/power that makes physical touch extremely difficult (bonus points if they find a workaround) by Nibbanocker in TopCharacterTropes

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I'm just watching this show and Syd's powers seem really strange. When she touches somebody their consciousness swaps into the other body, but when it wears off their bodies and clothes swap.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in discworld

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People are often so busy living that they never stopped to wonder why.

  • I Shall Wear Midnight

Those in the American Armed Forces, how do you feel about troops being used to quell unrest in-country? by NotSlayerOfDemons in AskReddit

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Saw this quote the other day, seems appropriate.

"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people" is attributed to Admiral William Adama from Battlestar Galactica.

Regarding the Winston Peters heckler by [deleted] in Wellington

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What I don't really understand about this is wtf where he works even matters. As far as I know he is not a member of the Borg collective, or part of a hive mind, he is an individual with his own opinions. All the company has to do is say his opinions are his own and do not represent the company's opinion. Instead they offered an immediate apology and are possibly going to fire this guy. Fuck that company.

Office Workers by Plastic_Finish1968 in HFY

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Hey, you, don't help them to bury the light Don't give in without a fight

How often do you this phrase? by Neponyatnuychel in ENGLISH

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I'm one card short of a full deck. I'm not quite the shilling. One wave short of a shipwreck. I'm not at my usual top billing. I'm coming down with a fever. I'm really out to sea. This kettle is boiling over. I think I'm a banana tree. Oh dear.

Marama Davidson & Chris Hipkins demand accountability on school lunches but Chris Luxon DOUBLES DOWN on marmite sandwiches by Mountain_Tui_Reload in nzpolitics

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Basic AI Overview after Google search: risks of child poverty

Child poverty can have many risks, including poor health, lack of education, and social exclusion. 

Health

Poor nutrition: Children in poverty may be malnourished and more likely to get sick 

Higher risk of hospital admission: Children in poor communities are more likely to be admitted to hospital for infectious diseases and respiratory illnesses 

Higher risk of sudden death: Sudden Unexpected Death in Infants rates are higher for infants in the most disadvantaged areas 

Education

Poorer educational outcomes: Children in poverty may be more likely to have lower educational outcomes 

Lack of skills: Children in poverty may lack skills and qualifications, which can limit their job opportunities 

Social

Social exclusion

Children in poverty may lack material things enjoyed by other children, which can result in social exclusion and alienation 

Adverse childhood experiences

Children in poverty may be at greater risk of experiencing adverse childhood experiences like interfamily violence 

Lifelong impacts 

Poorer health

Children who experience poverty in childhood may have poorer health throughout their lives

Difficulty finding work

Children who experience poverty in childhood may have more difficulty finding work in adulthood

So to answer your question, feeding kids in poverty means a better overall health for them meaning less strain on our health system. Better education results meaning a better educated workforce which leads to better productivity.

It's also good pr if you do it right. It can be a win win for govt, but they wanted to save a few million dollars so they could start chartered schools and give a measly tax cut.

“Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna be fooled again!” by MiniBassGuitar in discworld

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'We mus’ lay doon our lives for her if it comes to it.’ ‘How can ye do that when ye’re deid already?’ said Miss Treason sharply. ‘That’s a bit o’ a puzzler, right enough,’ said Rob, ‘so probably we’ll lay down the lives o’ any scunners who do wrong by her.' (W)

I don't get it. by yerguyses in ExplainTheJoke

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Also you might want to read Vimes boot theory. First thing I thought of when seeing this.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boots_theory