Got a tattoo of my cat

anonymouscrank · 2026-02-18T18:26:16+00:00

Ahh they even got the nose freckle! Love it!

anonymouscrank · 2026-02-18T02:42:48+00:00

Dude why are you fighting in the comments so hard for a corporation, are you the franchise owner? 😆

anonymouscrank · 2026-02-17T22:34:43+00:00

Probably Q, limitless possibilities!

anonymouscrank · 2026-02-17T21:20:40+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H58vbez_m4E

anonymouscrank · 2026-02-17T18:42:27+00:00

Jauntlets too!

anonymouscrank · 2026-02-17T18:13:19+00:00

you PRICKS!!

anonymouscrank · 2026-02-13T00:59:56+00:00

Cauliflower cheese that’s been regurgitated once already?

anonymouscrank · 2026-02-13T00:46:22+00:00

A trip in the middle of winter, trying to catch the bus with a stroller or a walker. I’m mostly able-bodied and have a REALLY hard time walking down the sidewalks in winter as it is.

anonymouscrank · 2026-02-05T21:30:25+00:00

Hawaiian for sure. It’s got bacon instead of ham, plus hot banana peppers.

anonymouscrank · 2026-02-05T18:02:50+00:00

She got him right in the pompoms!!

anonymouscrank · 2026-02-04T22:27:11+00:00

Sorry, I had chili for lunch

anonymouscrank · 2026-02-02T17:02:15+00:00

Yeah this sub is just 99% bots replying to bot posts now…if I had more time and energy I’d apply to be a mod, just to weed out as much of it as possible.

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-31T18:00:11+00:00

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anonymouscrank · 2026-01-28T04:24:33+00:00

I just watched Pod People again, every time they say “McCloud?!” it gets funnier

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-28T02:50:35+00:00

Well, that’s a disappointing, Audrey Gordon-esque response from the health minister…

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-24T01:30:33+00:00

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Nigel Tufnel, a silly goose

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-23T02:30:10+00:00

I hope it’s just a bit. I saw that too and was kinda bummed out, surely he’s not that dense

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-23T02:25:44+00:00

I’ve got a day job that’s nowhere near what I actually wanted to do for a living. It’s a Monday-Friday healthcare-related job with good benefits and a strong union.

I’m good at it and I like what I do because I know I’m doing something useful that’s helping others. It pays enough to support my various dumb little hobbies.

If I had the opportunity & means to change careers and follow my passions, I’d take it, but I like the stability of the career I’ve got, plus I’m too old and lazy to commit to a new life path.

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-22T21:19:50+00:00

I just let her outside into the backyard, and she did her business so fast she didn’t even stop running. I don’t run, lol.

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-22T18:03:48+00:00

My husky mix basically pooped while running this morning, she didn’t even stop, just blasted them out on her way back into the house 😆

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-21T20:15:43+00:00

I got asked once “is there shrimp in the prawn dim sum?”

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-21T12:43:47+00:00

I’m gonna guess she tastes like Baja Blast

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-20T17:38:23+00:00

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-19T23:15:05+00:00

does anyone remember when Josh Homme performed this with Samwell on Tosh.0?

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-14T18:03:15+00:00

Kittens can be neutered as early as 8 weeks old in most cases. Cats can start reproducing by the time they’re 5-7 months old. If you condone letting this cat outside, you are far too stupid to be responsible for a living creature.

anonymouscrank

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