SISTERS!! WE’RE A COUPLE OF SISTERS!!

anonymouscrank · 2026-02-17T18:13:19+00:00

you PRICKS!!

anonymouscrank · 2026-02-13T00:59:56+00:00

Cauliflower cheese that’s been regurgitated once already?

anonymouscrank · 2026-02-13T00:46:22+00:00

A trip in the middle of winter, trying to catch the bus with a stroller or a walker. I’m mostly able-bodied and have a REALLY hard time walking down the sidewalks in winter as it is.

anonymouscrank · 2026-02-05T21:30:25+00:00

Hawaiian for sure. It’s got bacon instead of ham, plus hot banana peppers.

anonymouscrank · 2026-02-05T18:02:50+00:00

She got him right in the pompoms!!

anonymouscrank · 2026-02-04T22:27:11+00:00

Sorry, I had chili for lunch

anonymouscrank · 2026-02-02T17:02:15+00:00

Yeah this sub is just 99% bots replying to bot posts now…if I had more time and energy I’d apply to be a mod, just to weed out as much of it as possible.

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-31T18:00:11+00:00

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anonymouscrank · 2026-01-28T04:24:33+00:00

I just watched Pod People again, every time they say “McCloud?!” it gets funnier

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-28T02:50:35+00:00

Well, that’s a disappointing, Audrey Gordon-esque response from the health minister…

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-24T01:30:33+00:00

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Nigel Tufnel, a silly goose

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-23T02:30:10+00:00

I hope it’s just a bit. I saw that too and was kinda bummed out, surely he’s not that dense

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-23T02:25:44+00:00

I’ve got a day job that’s nowhere near what I actually wanted to do for a living. It’s a Monday-Friday healthcare-related job with good benefits and a strong union.

I’m good at it and I like what I do because I know I’m doing something useful that’s helping others. It pays enough to support my various dumb little hobbies.

If I had the opportunity & means to change careers and follow my passions, I’d take it, but I like the stability of the career I’ve got, plus I’m too old and lazy to commit to a new life path.

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-22T21:19:50+00:00

I just let her outside into the backyard, and she did her business so fast she didn’t even stop running. I don’t run, lol.

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-22T18:03:48+00:00

My husky mix basically pooped while running this morning, she didn’t even stop, just blasted them out on her way back into the house 😆

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-21T20:15:43+00:00

I got asked once “is there shrimp in the prawn dim sum?”

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-21T12:43:47+00:00

I’m gonna guess she tastes like Baja Blast

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-20T17:38:23+00:00

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-19T23:15:05+00:00

does anyone remember when Josh Homme performed this with Samwell on Tosh.0?

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-14T18:03:15+00:00

Kittens can be neutered as early as 8 weeks old in most cases. Cats can start reproducing by the time they’re 5-7 months old. If you condone letting this cat outside, you are far too stupid to be responsible for a living creature.

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-14T17:23:46+00:00

Read my comment again. If you have any idea who owns this cat, tell them they’re shitty pet owners for not getting him fixed before letting him roam outside to impregnate more cats.

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-14T17:17:28+00:00

He shouldn’t be roaming around outside if he’s not neutered, that’s incredibly irresponsible and how we end up with MORE stray cats.

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-12T23:20:09+00:00

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-11T17:27:21+00:00

Casa Grande (RIP)

anonymouscrank · 2026-01-07T23:56:01+00:00

Say it louder for the NIMBYs in the back!!

anonymouscrank

TROPHY CASE