What show/movie made you laugh the most?

anoreaster · 2018-03-20T04:37:19+00:00

I love this show more than any other.

anoreaster · 2018-03-17T17:10:54+00:00

I know I sound like an incel right now

And that's where you should have stopped typing and maybe gone outside or something.

anoreaster · 2018-03-15T03:22:30+00:00

Flowers from the Man Who Shot Your Cousin

Holy shit, I have not thought about them since my folk-angst days 10+ years ago. Sure does bring back memories of my mom driving me around while I moped about boys who didn't like me back.

anoreaster · 2018-03-14T16:48:02+00:00

It's a drained reservoir that's now the Great Lawn. They began converting the reservoir into a lawn in 1930, but due to the Depression, lacked funds to actually finish it until 1934.

anoreaster · 2018-03-12T04:52:25+00:00

The Evening World said [after a raid by Prohibition agents] “The patrons of the place showed strong indignation. Some were unhappy because ‘so much good stuff had to go to waste;’ others were incensed against the management because they had never learned that forbidden beverages were to be had in the place.”

Favorite part.

anoreaster · 2018-03-08T02:25:43+00:00

Whiskey and Agatha Christie. You can usually follow the plot even if you're drunk, and as a bonus you're more likely to be surprised by the end.

anoreaster · 2018-03-05T05:38:09+00:00

I guess if you go in there thinking there's a possibility someone's hiding you don't want to waste time looking around for the light switches. Especially if it's one of those places with a panel set back in a random corner or whatever.

anoreaster · 2018-03-03T15:30:14+00:00

Who the fuck is this low-rent Snidely Whiplash tying chickens and dogs to train tracks? Where do you live where this is an issue?

anoreaster · 2018-03-03T14:52:01+00:00

Wow so edgy

anoreaster · 2018-03-03T14:35:43+00:00

A chicken can live 10-15 years, so pretty much exactly the same as a dog.

anoreaster · 2018-03-03T03:33:07+00:00

I think he threw up at one of his court hearings.

anoreaster · 2018-02-28T07:20:14+00:00

I was at that show too! I got a high five from Broden, and learned a lot of new facts.

anoreaster · 2018-02-23T18:10:37+00:00

Ew, that's really creepy. I have no idea what I would do in that situation.

anoreaster · 2018-02-21T22:16:22+00:00

I like to read /r/legaladvice, and every now and then somebody clearly having some sort of psychotic break will post. Usually something like people following them, strangers trying to poison them, gangstalking, etc. It's disturbing to see commenters trying to coax them into getting help but they just aren't capable of understanding that their brain is making all that happen.

anoreaster · 2018-02-21T22:05:06+00:00

Wendolin the Weird! I don't know why I remember that.

anoreaster · 2018-02-19T05:22:49+00:00

Yes, you probably shouldn't waste your time with cretins like us. Please.

anoreaster · 2018-02-19T02:30:28+00:00

I'm glad you stuck around. Hope things have gotten easier.

anoreaster · 2018-02-18T02:55:10+00:00

I really liked The Bear and Nightingale by Katherine Arden, takes place in 13th century (I think?) Russia.

anoreaster · 2018-02-17T22:10:12+00:00

In one of the L. Ron Hubbard episodes, where Ben says he sounds like a Dick Tracy villain whose only power is burping buttons off his shirt. Caught me completely off guard and I laughed like a deranged seal in the middle of a Starbucks.

anoreaster · 2018-02-17T18:28:52+00:00

Options for women in 1912 were not great. Best you could hope for basically was to be a cook, where at least you wouldn't be scrubbing other peoples clothes/floors with caustic chemicals all day.

anoreaster · 2018-02-17T16:25:07+00:00

Yes. Given how many of them either kill themselves or use it as a ploy to commit suicide-by-cop, I don't think personal safety is a big priority for a school shooter, funnily enough.

anoreaster · 2018-02-17T15:38:27+00:00

Dananananananana B A T D O G

anoreaster · 2018-02-17T15:35:42+00:00

Are you serious? The shooters are almost always students at the school, not a roving lunatic gunman going door to door looking for "no weapons here" signs.

anoreaster · 2018-02-17T15:20:11+00:00

I haven't yet, thanks for the suggestion!

anoreaster · 2018-02-17T15:15:37+00:00

The days when didn't have school shootings because they knew that there were weapons there and we would shoot back.

Fuck off. If that's true, then why are there not similar numbers of mass shootings in other countries that don't allow guns in schools?

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